Not My Fault

15

The boys kept Rose in the bunker as often as they could but Rose still had a Hell to run. She tended to be colder and mean after the incident. A few of her feather lightened up within the week but not very many.

"I'll be back later." She called out as she opened the bunker door

"Be safe!" Dean called

"be back soon!" Sam called

Rose went to her Earth top Hell and resumed control over what to do with whom. Nephilim walks in with a strange looking item. She bows as per her usual and holds up the item.

"what is it?" Rose asks her

"it is said to be the only weapon that can kill anything. Absolutely anything." She beams

"good job Mercy. Store it in my To Do case for now. you will accompany me later to test it out."

Rose stands up and moves to Crowley.

"you will work for me not against. you may decide what happens to whom, I don't care but if you defy me even a little I will kill you. And do not think I can't because we both know I can."

Crowley nods.

"And stay off my throne." She calls as she walks to her bedroom.

It was Crowley's old guest room for regular kidnapped until she had it redecorated into a room she could use to rest in. Under the bed was her To Do case. She pulled it out and set it on the bed. She sat on the bed and went through the things inside. On the top was the weapon that could supposably kill anything. She set it aside and reached for the next thing. It was a note from Dean from about 3 days ago.

Hey Rose. I know your busy but I could really use some help pranking Sam and Cas. I figured you needed a break from... All that. But if you don't have the time it's okay. We can find something else to do when you're free. I love you. Stay safe. -Dean

Rose rereads the note a few times. Dean did really care what happened to her. He wanted her to be happy not just around. She decided to take up the offer. She flew right into Dean's room with the note still in hand. Dean is surprised that she came back so soon.

"Hey Dean. Still wanna do that prank war?" She asks smiling

"Hells yea!" He smiles happily

The first prank was clear wrap in the bottom of Sam's bedroom door. Then Rose went to the library and yelled for him. Okay screamed. Sam, thinking she was hurt, rushed out of his room and tripped over the wrap. Rose runs to him and helps him up.

"Sorry. Gotta run" she says quickly

She dashes down the hall and turns out of sight. Sam laughs to himself. He hears Cas shout and goes to see what's wrong. He's standing in the middle of the kitchen with his face covered in what used to be a pie.

"You okay Cas?" He asks trying not to laugh

"Dean jumped me is all. I'm fine."

Sam finally realizes what's going on and put on his game face.

"Cas we are at war with Dean and Rose."

"What? Why?" He asks confused

"Not a real war just a prank war. I need you to help me okay?"

"Sure thing Sam. What do I do?"

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"I think Sam knows what's going on by now." Dean says

"I would hope so." She laughs

Dean steals a quick kiss from her and runs down the hall. She chases after him but is stopped by Cas.

"Oh hi Cas. Where's Sam?" She says trying not to laugh

"Right here." She spins around to him but he dumps a bucket of water on her

She squeals because it's cold but before she can get away from the men Cas dumps flour on her from nowhere. She squeals again before she manages to fly away. Dean finds her standing in the living room, covered in wet flour.

"Ohhhh. They got you good." He says quietly

"If you hadn't left me behind they couldn't have. You ditched me Sugar" she says with a playful frown

"Sorry. But.... We can use this against them?"

"What do you have in mind?" She says with an evil grin

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"What now?" Cas asks

"Now we get Dean."

"How?"

"Make a pie with mayonnaise instead of vanilla."

Cas nods in agreement

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"Okay. I'll spill some glue on wax paper, freeze it, then put it on Sam's laptop. But we have to make sure he sees it because it'll thaw out and actually break it." Rose says

"I'll make goop with cornstarch and water then dump it on Cas. Last but not least, feathers." Dean adds

"Perfect"

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"Pie is done. It's on the table in the kitchen. All we have to do is wait." Sam whispers

Dean walks in moments later. He sees the pie but continues to gather the things he needs for goop. He leaves but comes back. He takes the pie out of the room and into the library. Sam and Cas hear gaging noises and curses.

They laugh to themselves and go out to the library. Dean is nowhere to be seen but Rose is sitting at the table with her head in her hands.

"Idiot. We're at war and he want to eat a pie that's just laying around." She mumbles just loud enough for them to hear

Dean yells and pies Sam right in the face. To make it worse it the Mayo pie. Sam almost throws up. It was a good idea. And Dean would have fallen for it had Rose not told him to be smarter. Cas gets goop dumped on him and the final touch feathers.

Rose and Dean high five.

"Team kickass for the win!" Dean shouts

He sweeps Rose up as to carry her away in victory. Sam and Cas stand in the library in their loseingness when Sam notices what looks like spilled milk on his laptop. He shouts and goes to clean the mess when he realizes the apparent liquid is actually solid. Rose shouts in post battle victory.

"Thanks Dean. I had fun."

"I'm glad. I just needed a reason to get back at Sam for not getting me pie." He says

Dean sets her down and she flounces away to her room. She lets her wings out before she turns a corner and most of her feathers are back to their rightful gold.