Nordics X Reader

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Another XReader fic hope you like it!
Enjoy your Time:3


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Chapter 1:Your first World Conference

'Why the hell am I not able to sleep?It's just a fucking meeting,actually.Well,I guess I take cookies and milk with me and go to my room.',you thought exhausted.Then you took the cookies and were looking for the milk.You poured it in a glass and started to drink,but the milk was rotten,so you spit it out."IEHHHH!It tasted like fishy shit!",you complained.

Suddenly you felt somebody's hand on your shoulder.

"GAAAH!!",you screamed.,"Don't eat me!"Then you turned around and saw Matthias.He was laughing."Hahahaha,you looked like a walrus!!You should have seen your face!!'Waaah,don't eat me!'Hahahahahaahh!You're so funny!",he bawled.
"Are you kidding me?",you asked annoyed and embarassed.,"That wasn't funny."You then choked him with his tie."Aiiiir!!",he screamed and you let go off his tie."Calm your tits,woman!Why so angry?",he coughed.,"HOLY SHIT!You turned into a Lukas 2!The world is going to end!"
"Are you really my brother?",you murmured sceptically."Yeah,of course,stupid!",he pointed out."Yes,regrettably...",you facepalmed.
Once you let go off his tie another hand slipped on Matthias' tie and choked him to death.
"Stupid Dane,don't be so annoying..."
"Erm Lukas,it is really sweet of you that you choke him for me but you gonna kill him!",you stated shocked and relieved.

Matthias really can be annoying sometimes..

He stared at you for a few seconds and then let go of your brother's tie.
Why does he wear ties even at night ?!Well,nevermind..
"You seem sleepy.Couldn't you sleep,(y/n)?",he asked you monotonly.
"Well,not really I'm just so nervous because of my first World Conference tommorow!",you replied sheepishly.
"Wow you know it sounded like it would be your 'First time' if you know what i mean,(y/n)~",your (always perverted) brother replied.
You stared at him unbelievingly and just wanted to choke him again as slender fingers grabbed your waist und pulled you above someone's back.
You blinked a few times as you realized that you were on Lukas shoulder.
"You can sleep in my room (y/n)..",he murmured.
He then went upstairs to his room with Matthias on his heels.
"Hey Norge!Wait up!She's my little sister after all!I dare you to do any perverted stuff with her!!",he screamed at his back as he was in front of his bedroom door.
"I'm not you,Matthias..",
he stressed and with that he threw the door in front of Matthias' face.
"Geez Norge!Come on!Let my sister to me she won't be safe at yours!",he screamed through the door.
Someone then threw a pair of shoes at his head.A really tired and pissed Icelandic man then screamed at him:
"ARGH,MATTHIAS,YOU FUCKING YERK!SOME PEOPLE WANT TO SLEEP!!DO YOU KNOW THAT??!"
Matthias sweatdropped and went to his bedroom.

~Back to you~

Lukas was already in his bed and you just stood there blushing.
You never were in bed with someone else..especially boys..well Matthias didn't count...
"Do you want to stand there all the time..?",a monotone voice asked you.
"Erm no sorry..was lost in thoughts.."you replied and slowly got under the cosy blanket.
You then promptly fell asleep good to you because you didn't recognized that a pair of dark blue eyes were watching you.

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It was dark around you.All you could see was darkness but suddenly there was a sharp light and then you saw a very VERY CREEPY Clown with blood everywhere on his body and a grin and glare that could even make Belarus cry in front of you.
You screamed and started to run away but he ran after you and bit you in your arm then in your neck but then..

You opened your eyes rapidly and immadiately punched your fist in someone's face you couldn't realized.
As you were full awake you saw a very bad punched Lukas who sat near your bedside with a bleeding nose.
"(y/n)..what just happened to you?",he replied calmy as always but a hint of shock and surpriseness was there.
"Oh it's you Lukas..I had a nightmare..sorry..",you uttered.,"What time is it,actually?"
"Uhm,2.00am.",he answered tiredly.
"Sorry,Lukas..",you whined.
"It's okay,(y/n).",he replied,dragged you to him and you blushed.
'Awkwaaard!',you thought.
"You'll sleep better if you know that somebody,whose familiar to you,is near to you,you know.",he added and smiled at you.
'Wow,when he smiles,he looks like a god!<3',you thought yearning.After a few minutes you finally fell asleep again.Besides Lukas was staring at you for a while as he took his mobile from the bedside table.'She looks...so ...adorable..',he thought and took a photo of you.Lateron he hid his mobile under the pillow and fell asleep too.

~On the next day~

Tino went down to the kitchen to make breakfast as he saw a quite sleepy Icelandic man in front of him.In addition he even had eye rings.
"E-emil?What happened to you?",Tino wondered worried.
"Don't ask me!",Emil emphasized annoyed and Tino sighed.Then a tired Matthias appeared and when Emil saw Matthias he was so angry that he threw a plate at him.Matthias could still dodge Emil's attack just in time.He then stood there..shocked."Woah,what happened between you two?!There is a bad atmosphere...",Tino shouted confused.

~No answer~

Just two men who were glaring at each other.'If glares could kill somebody..',Tino thought worried.He wanted to ask more but then he saw Berwald.Thus he directly hold it back."O-Ohh,h-hello there,B-Berwald!",he stuttered scared.Berwald nodded and stated:"Morning.What's up,wife?"After Tino heard that word,he got really REALLY mad.The word 'wife'.W-I-F-E.A word that drove him crazy.This cursed word that Berwald always uses.A word,which always goes on his nerves and destroys his proud."What have you just called me?",he murmered with a killing glare.Berwald winced.What happened to the cute and cheerful guy he knew before?Abruptly Tino grabbed Berwald's tie and shouted angrily:"IF YOU EVER CALL ME 'WIFE' AGAIN,I WILL KILL YOU,CUT YOUR BODY PARTS OFF AND THROW EVERYTHING FROM YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW TO FEED THE ANIMALS!!HAVE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,YOU GODDAMN BASTARD?!"
Berwald was so confused and frightened that he fainted.Even Emil and Matthias hugged each other scared just like if they wanted to say:"Please,don't kill us!"
"W-Well,I'll go and wake (y/n) and my brother up!",Emil stuttered frightened and ran up to Lukas'room.
Then Matthias instantly hid under the table to avoid Tino and his killer glare.Emil knocked at his brother's door and waited for Lukas' response.

~No answer~

"Hey,Brother!Time to stand up,sleepyhead!Today's the World Conference!It won't be great if you are late!",Emil underlined and still hold on for his answer.But after nobody answered again,he opened the door and walked into the room.
Emil is a simple one sometimes...He stopped walking when he saw you and Lukas in bed."WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!",he screamed shocked and quite embarrassed.Then you two woke up and blinked at Emil."AHHHHHHH!",Emil screamed,pointed a finger on you and ran down to the kitchen.Then he saw Tino with his killer glare."What?!",Tino glared at him."AHHHHHHHH!",Emil continued screaming and ran up to his room,where he cried his heart out.
You and Lukas looked confused at each other,shook your heads and said at once:"He's totally confusing!"

"Well,let's go to have breakfast!",you said to Lukas and he nodded.You walked downstairs,into the kitchen,where a frightened Matthias hid under the table,a scary Tino stood in front of him and a dead Berwald was on the floor.Wait a sec...DEAD?!!
"Okay okay....guys what the fuck happened?!And why is there a dead Berwald on the floor?!!!",you screamed confused.Tino then turned around and you winced,because he had still his killer glare but when he saw you he smiled like usually."Oh,good morning,(y/n)!It's nothing,I just wanted to make breakfast and then Berwald fainted because I had a 'mean' conversation with him.Contrary to that he's not dead..too bad,huh?And I don't know why Matthias is under the table.Maybe he's afraid of his own shadow?"
"O-Okay...",you replied.

Lukas sweatdropped and left the house to buy buns.Subsequently Matthias left his hiding place and hugged you.
"OOh,(y/n)!I missed you so much~!",he whined.,"Tino is so scary!!You don't want to know what happens when he shows his true face!!"
"Sissy!",you uttered sceptically.,"How horrible could it be?""Hello-oo?!He nearly killed Berwald!!!!",Matthias complained.
"That cute and innocent guy?!",you muttered incredolously.,"Never!Maybe you,Matthias,but not him."

Matthias looked at you and pouted."Did Norge do something to you?!I feel like I don't even know you any more."
"Geez,don't exaggerate,Matthias!You will always be my precious big brother,on whom I can rely on.",you declared gently and smiled.
"Awwwww~!That's my cute little sister!",he stated happily.Then Emil appeared.Nevertheless he hid behind the door and asked:"Is the danger gone?"You then calmed him down by saying:"Don't worry Emil,it's gone."
He was relieved and finally entered the kitchen again.He greeted you shy and sat down.After a few minutes Lukas finally appeared with the buns and you started breakfast.

"Oh no the meeting will be in 2 hours.I'm so excited!",you babbled."Don't worry,(y/n).You just have to introduce yourself and then just listen what America says.",Matthias explained."You can also do it like Greece...sleep through the whole Conference.",Emil expounded.
You started to giggle:"Hahaha,you're a genius,Emil!"

In contrast to that Emil blushed and grumbled:"I-I just said what I thought.C-can you give me the butter,please?"
"Yes,of course.Here you go!",you responded and gave him the butter.
"Hey,Norge!Tell me,what did you do to my little sister~?",Matthias wanted to know everything.
"Erm..Nothing?",Lukas answered monotonously.
"U serious?And I always thought you were a womanizer!",Matthias shouted sceptically.
Lukas wanted to choke him,but Emil was faster by throwing a bun in Matthias' face."Would you shut up and eat?Your conversation topics are annoying. "
"That's so unfair,why are you always bullying me?!",Matthias pouted.
"Because it's easy?Moreover you're the perfect victim,you're so childish and lagged that you don't even know how long the 30-year-war is. ",Emil mentioned annoyed.
"Of course I know that.30 years!I'm not that stupid!",Matthias complained angrily.
"Okay,fine by me.Hmm..how many peas fit in an empty glass?",Emil asked.
Matthias considered a while and then finally pronounced:"Hmm..1000?"
"No,just one pea because then the glass won't be empty anymore.",Emil explained.,"Which man has no hearing?"
"Hmm,I don't know...a numb one?"
"No,a snowman."
"Pah!I knew that!"
"Yeah,whatever.Which pictures can you see in the dark ?"
"Hmm..pictures on my mobile?"
"Nei,constellations.Now..what does exist in december,which doesn't exist in another month?"
"Ohh that's easy~!Christmas!",Matthias announced proud.

~Short silence~

"Nope.It's a 'D'.",Iceland emphasized calmly.,"See?You've been drinking so much so far,that you even washed your brain away."
"Man,that's unfair!I do NOT drink too much!What do you think,(y/n)?",Matthias wondered,pouting.
"Well,I agree with Emil..you really do drink too much and everytime you come back I have to clean up everything from your puke.That's annoying and disgusting,Matthias!",you explained disgusted.

"Matthias,I have only one question.Can you get the milk?The fridge is empty...",Lukas asked monotonously,like always.
"Oh no!I don't know what the answer is!!",Matthias shouted confused.
Emil then replied very annoyed:"Matthias just get the fucking milk!You know you have to go to a store,it's a BIG house,where you can buy a lot of things.There also is 'Milk'.It's in a bottle,where it says M-I-L-K.There is also a COW on it.Okay good luck,my friend."
"Okay,okay I'll be back in a minute.",Matthias shouted and ran to the door.

Now he's gone for 30 minutes.
"Geez,stupid Dane...Come,(y/n).Let's get the milk by ourselves.",Lukas suggested annoyed.You then followed him to the store and you were looking around for Matthias.After a few minutes you found him.He stood RIGHT in front of the milk."WTF?",you uttered,facepalming.
"Oh hey,(y/n).I don't find the milk!Do you know where it is?"
Lukas appeared,looked at you two,said:"Anko you're so dumb." and took the milk.
After he disappeared Matthias looked at you confused."Wow,what was that?",he asked.
"Just come with me,big brother.",you underlined.
You went home and continued breakfast.Yeah,today it's a LONG breakfast because of a stupid person,which called Matthias Køhler?!
"Matthias,don't tell me that you couldn't find the milk.",Emil said,raising his eyebrow.
"Erm..Well...I...",Matthias stuttered.
"You don't need to finish speaking.You're so a dumbass.You stood RIGHT in front of the milk and couldn't find it?!",Emil wondered doubtfully.
"But,I..!",Matthias started but Emil interrupted him by saying:"Argh,forget it.Come on,don't talk,eat."
Matthias started to eat his bun and looked on the clock."Holy Mother,the conference will start in 20 min.!",he shouted suprised and didn't realize that he spit his bun at Lukas.
"Oh oh!",you stressed.
Lukas then grabbed Matthias' tie and choked him."Stupid Dane!"Then he went upstairs.

Matthias coughed:"*cough*,*cough*Uhh..he wants to kill me!!I'm not safe here!!
You sweatdropped and walked upstairs too.'Hmmm,maybe I should wear a dress for the conference,but the clothes that I wear now are more comfortable...hmm...I choose the dress.',you thought and put on the best dress you had.Then you went to the bathroom to make up yourself.You entered the bathroom.
"(y/n).W-What a-are you doing here?"
You turned around and saw a naked Tino in the shower.You freezed and looked shocked at him."Uhm..I erm..",you stuttered and if it wasn't already enough embarassing,you got a nosebleed.Tino looked at you suprised and shouted blushed:"Waaah,don't look at me like that!",Then he covered himself up with the shower curtain and added whining:"UAAAHHH I lost my virginity!!Noooo,I'm still too young for that!!""You're what?!",you screamed confused."C-Can you l-leave now,p-p-please?"Then you laughed awkwardly,ran out of the bathroom and slammed the door."Why didn't you lock up the door?!",you shouted embarassed."W-Well,the l-lock is broken.F-Furthermore I-I have a-attached a s-s-sign at the door,w-where it says:'Taken.'",Tino elucidated embarassed.You turned around and looked for the sign.Then you noticed it and thought:'Fuck.'Suddenly Berwald appeared,opened the door and shouted:"Wife!?Is everything okay?"

~Short Silence~

"Did you call me 'wife' again?!",Tino glared at him angrily and after a few seconds he beated Berwald up.Naked.
And you saw everything and if it wasn't enough you fainted because of too much nosebleed.

After a turbulent morning you finally arrived at the World conference.