It's a MARVELous Life

~Chapter 15~ I AM A SIM. SO LET ME AND MY PLUMBOB BEEEE

[Confession: im kinda making this story up as I go along lol

Sorry for the wait (I WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN) But here ya go!)]

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So turns out that little party shmarty shenanigan (woo go me I just said shenanigan) had already started.

Boy was it awkward walking into a room FULL of strangers

I had wandered off through the tower, coming at a stop at a large room where there were...people. I assumed they wete James Rhodes, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers...

Wait...

TWAS STEVE
TWAS CAPTAIN AMERICA

AND WHOOOOOOOOH HOT DAM DIDN'T THAT FINE LOOKING MAN LOOK FINER IN REAL LIFE-

Ok no. That's very creepy actually. It's like reverse pedophilia...

Putting my cool face on (capsicle cool) I shrugged a little and proceeded to sit down on one of the couches...where nobody knew me

But weirdly, I knew them.

Oh look there's another thing on my buck(y)et list:

Find out how when and why people from my all time favourite fandom are suddenly REAL!!

But whatever, steve rogers was in the same room as me so nothing else really mattered.

Gods I sound like such a creep

I sat there very awkwardly, kinda wishing I had a phone so I could look like I was doing something instead of sitting there awkwardly which I was but I didnt want to and do you know where this is going because I kind of do not...

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Ok so I think I fell asleep and that made me feel like a sim.

You know, those ugly video game people with plumbob's on top of them? (Green diamond) I fel like someone forced me to go to sleep even though I wasn't sleepy but they were doing it for the heck of it.

But when I woke, I was still sat there like a nobody. That's when I pulled out the little silver bracelets I *borrowed* off Tony to examine them.

I slipped them on, admiring them for a second

I didn't realize that soon all those Avengers crashed on the couch and I was squashed in the corner, Bruce next to me.

"Dr- dr banner....can't breathe-"

But of COURSE he didnt hear me.

"It's a trick." Clint said, almighty drumstick in hand.

And before I knew it, they were all tryna pick up that dam hammer while I was crushed.

When Bruce got up to try and pick it up, I gasped for breath.

"HOW ARE YOU A DOCTOR IF YOU NEARLY MURDERED ME?!" I choked out between breaths, rolling off the couch, holding my neck.

And the room went silent.

Steve Rogers was the first to break it.

By farting loudly.

*TOOOOOOOOOT*

Lol no I wish. If he did fart I wouldn't have all the attention. Or be the awkward one.

Instead he folded his *pretty muscly* arms and glanced at me, then Bruce then me again. And he pointed at me a little.

"A kid-? Uh...Bruce?"