Warriors Into The Wild Parody

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Tigerclaw: Oakheart, why are you here at Sunningrocks?

Oakheart:I heard it was Redtail's birthday party.

Tigerclaw: Nobody invited you.

Oakheart: Too bad, cuz I made every cat in RiverClan come.

Tigerclaw: You may wanna get away from here Mousefur; Oakheart is angry.

Mousefur: awww...okay...but then i will miss all the fun.

Redtail: We might as well cancel the party.

RiverClan is ruining it.

Tigerclaw: But it will ruin your special day!!!!!

Redtail: Whatever. I just don't want BLUESTAR to get involved. Let's leave.

Tigerclaw: Aww...but the party was just getting started...

Bluestar: Spottedleaf, how's Mousefur doing?

Spottedleaf: She has almost recovered completely from the dissapointment of missing the party.

Bluestar: Darn it. I was hoping she would die of sadness.

Spottedleaf: I cannot believe what Redtail did.

Bluestar: I know. He's such a party pooper. Got any messages from StarClan lately?

Spottedleaf: Nope.

Bluestar: Like, seriously, what better things do dead cats have to do then send you magical prophecies?

Spottedleaf: Trust me, I have no clue. Hey, it looks like I'm getting one now!

Bluestar: What did they say? Spottedleaf: be prepared, this one is EPIC!

Bluestar: What is it?

Spottedleaf: Fire alone can save our clan. Bluestar: And this means...

Spottedleaf: I can set the clan on fire! AT LAST!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: I always knew you were not quite right in the head,Spottedleaf.

Spottedleaf: Neither are you.

Bluestar: Spottedleaf's gotta go. How about hiring a hitman(or hitcat in this case)...from ShadowClan...named Clawface?(FORESHADOWING ALERT) She might set ME on fire!!!!

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