Ignore what I said earlier, I think I will just post all of these random things.
You also may want to read the books again before reading these, since you might be confused as to what the heck is going on.
FIRESTAR IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
Bluestar: AT LAST!!!! How did it happen and who should I congratulate?
Ravenpaw: (jumping up and down with happiness) The RiverClan cats did it! The one named Oakheart!
Greypaw: Wahhh!! Why? Redtail was my friend!!!!!
Firepaw: Seriously, Greypaw? Do you have to cry about everything?
Ravenpaw: Oakheart killed him because the party was lame!
Spottedleaf: Smart Oakheart...
Ravenpaw: It was SO AWESOME!!!!! (passes out)
Goldenflower: Oh no. Ravenpaw fainted.
Spottedleaf: He fainted due to extreme excitement.
Tigerclaw: (walks in with dead Redtail) Hey guys! What’s up?
Bluestar: How did Redtail die?
Tigerclaw: Oakheart killed him, but Oakheart died in the process.
Bluestar: Darn it...now Oakheart cannot become my evil sidekick. Oh, and now Redtail is in StarClan.
Firepaw: What is StarClan?
Spottedleaf: Creepy stalker ghost cats that watch us from the sky and give us prophecies about fire!
Firepaw: Awesome.
Tigerclaw: Who is that orange cat?
Firepaw: I am Firepaw, the awesomest cat in the universe!
Tigerclaw: Nope, you are just a LAME KITTYPET.
Firepaw: No, I am an AWESOME KITTYPET!!!!! (claws Tigerclaw’s back)
Tigerclaw: Owww...oh...are you that kittypet Bluestar said she was stalking?
Firepaw: Most likely...Hey Greypaw! Do you think Tigerclaw liked me?
Greypaw: What a stupid question...
Tigerclaw: Of course I don’t like you. (Leaves)
Ravenpaw: Is Tigerclaw gone?
Firepaw: Yup.
Spottedleaf: Go away or I will light you on FIRE!!!!!!
Lionheart: (walks in singing) Toni-i-i-i-ight, we are young, so I set the world on fire....
Spottedleaf: ALL OF YOU! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
Greypaw: Wahhh...your yelling hurts my ears...
Firepaw: Whatever...let’s go.
Greypaw: But I wanna stay with Ravenpaw!!!!!!
Firepaw: Too bad. Let’s just go.
Smallear: Hi!
Greypaw: This is Smallear. He is very old.
Halftail: And I am Halftail. I am also very old.
Firepaw: Okay then...can I have your mouse?
One-eye: Yep.
Greypaw: Wahhh...but I wanted a rabbit...
Dappletail: You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.
Firepaw: Mouse tastes AWESOME! (eats whole mouse)
Greypaw: BUT I WANTED TO EAT THAT!!!!!
Firepaw: Too bad, so sad.
Bluestar: We kinda need a new deputy right now...hmm...I have to choose a cat I hate...eenie meenie minie moe, I choose LIONHEART!!!!!
Lionheart: Yay!
Tigerclaw: WE MUST CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!
Whitestorm: WITH COOKIES!!!!!!
Ravenpaw: YAY!!!!!
Bluestar: We will have no parties.
Greypaw: aww...
Firepaw: Greypaw, can I meet the other apprentices?
Greypaw: Yes.
Sandpaw: Firepaw, I do not like you.
Firepaw: Why?
Sandpaw: I am no longer the orangest cat.
Greypaw: (crying) You are such a bully!
Sandpaw: Whatever.
Firepaw: You will never be the orangest!!!!
Whitestorm: Sandpaw, if you are not nicer, no cookies for you.
Sandpaw: Okay...
THE NEXT DAY
Greypaw: Firepaw, wake up! We are late for training! Wahh...I hate being late.
Firepaw: Sorry. I need my beauty sleep.
Greypaw: Ravenpaw is too overexcited to come.
Firepaw: How many cookies did Whitestorm give him?
Greypaw: 28..they were supposed to be mine...
Firepaw: Well, that explains it.
Tigerclaw: You were late!
Lionheart: You were late, late, for a very important date!
Greypaw: I am so, so, so, so, very sorry.
Tigerclaw: Look! RiverClan! HI RIVERCLAN!!!!!
Lionheart: And this is Fourtrees.
Firepaw: Hmm...I wonder why they call it that?
Tigerclaw: Oh look! ShadowClan! HI SHADOWCLAN!!!!!
Firepaw: What is that?
Tigerclaw: A thunderpath.
Greypaw: Wahhh...its so scary...let’s go back! (everyone goes back to camp)
Sandpaw: We caught more food then you.
Firepaw: That’s just cuz Greypaw made us come back too early...
THE NEXT DAY
Ravenpaw: I don’t wanna go hunting...
Firepaw: You are acting like Greypaw.
Ravenpaw: OOPS! YES I WILL GO HUNTING!!!!!!
Firepaw: That’s more like it.
Tigerclaw: Firepaw, you suck at hunting.
Firepaw: Shut up, or I will do to you what I did to Longtail.
Tigerclaw: I changed my mind. Ravenpaw, you suck at hunting.
Firepaw: That’s because he is not NEARLY as hyper today.
Tigerclaw: We must give him some coffee!
Firepaw: Agreed!
THE NEXT DAY
Firepaw: At last...I can go hunting...ALONE!!! Oh look! A vole! I must catch it! It looks delicious! But that is against the rules...
Greypaw: I WILL ATTACK YOU!!!!!!
Firepaw: Why?
Greypaw: Wahh!!! I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize it was you!
Firepaw: I smell something.
Greypaw: It’s a fox! I’m scared!
Firepaw: Foxes are ugly!
Greypaw: Stay away from them and badgers! They could eat you! It would be sad if that happened!
Firepaw: Oh look. It’s the thunderpath again.
Greypaw: It’s so scary!!!! We must run away!!!!!
Firepaw: Oh look. A ShadowClan Warrior. HI RANDOM CAT!!!!!
Greypaw: Let’s go!
