There once was a bitch, she needed money to do things bitches do on thier free time. So she got a job herding sheep, she loved it so much she worked over time every night.
One night she got really bored, so she did a really bitchy thing and yelled "WOLF".
All the towns people woke up and ran towards the bitch, "wheres the wolf" they yelled.
She started laughing histaricly. "Theres no wolf haha pranked you" the towns people looked at her
"YOU BITCH" one of the men yelled.
"Lets go guys" all the towns people listened to him and left. The next day the bitch was really bored so she decided to play another "funny" prank.
So when it got really late she yelled "Wolf Wolf Wolf!" All the towns people started running toward the bitch.
"Where is the wolf" yelled one of the towns men.
"UP MY ASS" yelled the bitch as she started laughing. The towns people went home really pissed off at the bitch.
the next the bitch watching the sheep, and she heard a rustle in the bushes. She turned around and there was a wolf "WOLF WOLF WOLF" she yelled, "oh thats just the bitch" and the towns people went back to sleep, and the bitch was eatin.
The end.
