There once was a mongoose and he was an absolute dick. He did a bunch of things that mongoose's do on thier free time. He killed a bunch of innocent garden snakes, went to his friends house and ate all of his food, and he used his friends Netflix account. So yeah he was an absolute dick. One day when he was running through the woods he came across a house, he wasn't intrested in till he saw a little kid walking around in the gardern, so he approached the kid, and the kid turned and saw Rikki,
"It's a squirrel" said the little boy, looking at riki,
"Really, a squirrel, I'm a mongoose dumbass" said riki.
"You can talk?" Said the little boy
"Of course it's a children's story, why not" said riki back
"True" said the little kid
He picked up riki and walked him over to his parents.
"Mom look I found a mongoose, can I keep him please?" Asked the little boy
"Sure if you take really good care of him" answered the mom back.
The first night Rikki was in the house he was running around everywhere. He ran all around the room, to the bathroom, to the hallway, and to the master bedroom. Eventually he got tired and went into the bed with timmy.
Rikki awoke to a small tap in the bathroom, he got up and ran as quick as he could. He stopped when he got about 20 feet away then he quietly moved to the bathroom where he heard two snakes
"Kill the dad and then we can kill the other two" rikki heard one of them say
"I'll take the kid" said the other
"What about the mother" said the other snake, rikki burst threw the door right before the snake could answer the question. The two snakes were alarmed, they jumped up and looked at Rikki. On of the snakes tried to bite Rikki, but Rikki dodged it. He quickly jumped on the snakes back and bit into its neck, the snake kept on moving around, but rikki kept holding on. The snake stopped moving around and dropped dead. Rikki got off the snake and looked over at the other one, the other snake quickly went into a Crack in the bathroom and left.
"Oh my god rikki did you kill the snake?" Asked the mother
Rikki looked around,
"Who the fuck else would have killed it" responded Rikki.
"Thank god you saved us Rikki" said the mother as she gave him a hug.
A week went by and he didnt see or hear from the snake. He assumed it was gone. Just then there was a loud scream. "DAD THERE'S A SNAKE" yelled timmy.
Rikki ran as fast as he could towards the kid. When he got there he saw the while family sitting as still as a statue.
"Timmy dont move" said the father
"If you move I'll kill you, if you stand still I'll kill you" said the snake
"Hey bitch" yelled Rikki, the snake turned around
"How about you pick on someone your own size" rikki yelled, just as he said that the snake lunged toward Rikki. Rikki dodged it and turned around. "You killed my husband" said the snake.
"It's time for revenge" said the snake.
"I'm going to kill you then the family" said the snake
Just as she was talking Rikki jumped on her she start moving really fast, she hit Rikki into the wall twice. All of the sudden the snake stopped moving and it layer on the ground dead. "Oh Rikki you saved us" said timmy as he hugged Rikki. All the snakes were dead and the family lived happily ever after, except for Rikki he got caught doing acid behind a local Walmart, and was sentence to three years in an animal prison.
