There once was a kid named Rick, and he had a super small dick. I don't know if he had a rectal disfunction or something, but that shit was small. One day Rick was helping one of the teachers on the playground and a kid ran up and pantsed him. All the kids turned and looked at rick, they all looked in shock as Rick pulled up his pants.
Rick was sitting in the principals office after the incident.
"What on God's green earth were you thinking" Asked the principal.
"You showed a bunch of kindergarteners your penis" said the principal. Just if you wondering Rick is in 9th grade, and goes to a private school were the grade levels range from kindergarten to 9th grade are in the same school.
"You basically just sexually assaulted the whole kindergarten grade" said the principle
"God damn it Rick" added on the principal.
"I have no choice but to expell you" said the principle.
"No wait it's not my fault" said Rick
"Oh shut up and get the fuck out" said the principle.
After Rick got expelled he had no friends. Who would want to be friends with a sexual predator. So his days at home were pretty boring. One day he was scrolling down his instagram feed when he saw a picture of him after he got his pants pulled down on the playground. His Wang was hanging out. He quickly checked the likes and over 600 people liked it. He scrolled threw the comments and not a single one of them were nice. Most of the comments had laughing faces and said "look at that little thing" or "OMG IT'S SO SMALL". Rick eventually stopped reading the comments, and he went to the corner of his room and started crying. Just then Rick had an idea, steroids.
A month went by and the steroids weren't helping at all if anything he shrunk. Then one day out of no where he grew! Rick was so excited he even measured it was 7 inches and 1 pound, Rick was the happiest he's ever been! Then 2 weeks later the steroids ran out and he went back to being small, the end 😊.
