breadbin; gUUUYYSSSs guess what
gerardgay: what
jishwa: huh
breadbin: MY BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS
breadbin: I'LL FINALLY BE 18
gerardgay: good for you
dallioweekes: welcome to the club
breadbin: DALLON
breadbin: you better have gotten me a good present
dallioweekes: oh dont worry, ive already picked it out ;)
gerardgay: its my dick in a box
dallioweekes: shUSH GERARD DONT SPOiL it
breadbin: oh god
gerardgay: ill be praying for your ass bren
breadbin: thanks gerard
dallioweekes: thanks pete
pepewentz: what
actualfedora: pete and i were fucking
pepewentz: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL THEM GODDAMNIT PAT
actualfedora: oh well
breadbin: anyways you guys should all come over again on my birthday and we can play "Pelt the Pigeon"
dallioweekes: oh fucking god
actualfedora: what
pepewentz: what the fuck are you two doing to those pigeons
breadbin: we pelt them with peanuts
pepewentz: why
breadbin: why not
pepewentz: fair enough
breadbin: daaaalllll when will you be done in the baaaattthhhrrooommm
dallioweekes: shut it urie im taking a shit
breadbin: goddamnit hurry up im bored
dallioweekes: go find something to do
breadbin: too lazy
~Five minutes later~
dallioweekes: oh god why do i hear moaning
dallioweekes: eeeEEWW OH GOD BRENDON'S JERKING IT
gerardgay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dallioweekes: FUCKING HELL I'M STUCK IN HIS BATHROOM
gerardgay: just leave
dallioweekes: no because then hell want me to suck him off
gerardgay: hAH
dallioweekes: fuck he saw me
dallioweekes: ... brb
gerardgay: oh god
~~~
A/N: Instead of doing laundry, I'm writing this.
~ JOOOOOOOOOOOOGLEEY
YOU ARE READING
Band Texts
FanfictionContains: Brallon, Peterick, Frerard, Joshler, and whatever other ship I can possibly think of. SUR - FUCKING - PRISE, BITCHES! I've started a new fic! It's basically text scenarios with a few of my favorite bands and their band members! I hope ya e...
