Today, I am going to talk about a big problem that everyone faces. We all love our friends but there are those times where you just don't want to see them. When you just want to lay on your bed, in your onesies, with you lap top on your chest looking at tumblr. So, you need that excuse to get out of hanging out with your friends, but that "I'm sick" thing? Yeah, that's so out dated, they will know you are lying right away. So, here are 81 different ways to ditch you friends.
1. I have to pick up my little brother/sister from school
2. I have a personal training session
3. My grandparents are visiting
4. I have a swim tournament
5. I have a HUGE test tomorrow
6. I'm gluten free
7. I have a date with Michelle Obama
8. I'm 3 months pregnant
9. I'm allergic to avocados
10. I have to hug my parents
11. I'm gay
12. I'm like SUPER gay
13. I have to attend a pet funeral
14. I have to watch every Beyoncé video on YouTube at least 3 times
15. I have to grind my own toothpaste
16. I have a date with Troye Sivan
17. I'm dying
18. I'm sorry I can't make it, I have a rash all over my body and it's highly contagious
19. I can't make it because YOU SUCK
20. I have a Pentatonix rehearsal
21. I have a date with Tyler Oakley
22. I'm sorry I can't go because I can't breathe
23. I'm not drunk enough
24. IPromisedMyMomIWouldWatchCastawayWithHer
25. I don't like you
26. I ran out of wine
27. I'm dead
28. I'm so lost I think I'm just going to go home
29. Traffic is literally so bad there's like a hundred car line up and, like, everyone died
30. I need to get breast implants
31. I have a lip injection appointment
32. I have to get my teeth removed... all of them
33. I'm in Croatia
34. I have terrible food poisoning
35.I have to go to Apple Bees
36. I have to go to Burger King
37. I'm 6 months pregnant
38. I have to make Papas Fritas
39. Sorry I have to flirt with Alex from Social Studies
40. I have to go shopping
41. I have a Quinceanera I need to attend
42. I have to give sympathy to those who still think the "Grumpy Cat" meme is still relevant and/or funny
43. I'm going to COACHELLA!
44. I'm stuck in a well
45. I'm way to cool to be hanging out with you
46. Everyone I touch dies
47. My feet are sticky
48. I have to recharge my crystals
49. I have to get past 2 on flappy bird
50. I have to summon the spirits
51. I need a milkshake and a boyfriend
52. I have to play super smash brothers forever
53. I promised my friends I would go kite flying with them
54. I can't stop throwing up
55. I have to become Pokemon master
56. I'm allergic to you
57. NO!
58, I'm 9 months pregnant
59. Titanic is on
60. My dad hates you
61. I'm a serial killer
62. I'm having a baby
63. I'm making frozen grapes
64. McDonald's breakfast ends in 10 minutes
65. I have to feed my dolphins
66. I have to feed my cats
67. I have to go judge myself in the mirror
68.I have to do a soft shoe tap dance routine
69. You didn't hear? It's national don't hang out with your friends day
70. The Domino's guy is going to be here any second
71. I have to filter the air in my apartment using only a wet tissue
72. I have to say something witty
73. I crashed from my red bull binge
74. It's RuPaul's birthday
75. I made a casserole out of the meats in my fridge and now I don't feel well
76. I'm having toe nail issues
77. I'm not human
78. You're ugly
79. Sponge Bob is on
80. I'm becoming a nun
81. I had to cut my limbs off
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