Okay.
So there's Steve, you all know who he is.
But then there is Swedish Fish.
None of you know who Swedish Fish is.
But like. Damn.
If me and Steve don't work out, I have a back up.
Like. Double crushing is something I rarely do, and I hate doing it, but what can you do.
So the development with Swedish Fish is pretty new. Like it's been slowly happening for like a week now.
Idk.
Don't judge me for double crushing okay?
But if Steve doesn't up his game, he can say hello to my new friend and have a front row seat to our wedding.
(lol jk)
But really tho, Steve needs to step it up, and get his head in the game.
Unlike with Steve, I'm not going to tell anyone who Swedish Fish is.
I will tell people if Steve steps up his game and we live happily ever after, or if me and Swedish Fish get together.
So, with out knowing who Swedish Fish is, what team are you?
Team S
or
Team SF??
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