no control

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Niall and wife- **sitting in couch, wife is listening to FOUR Niall is on snapchat being insanely adorable** 


Wife- **no control starts playing** EVERYONE HOLD YOUR MOTHAFUCKING SHIT.. 


Niall- **closes snapchat** Yes baby


Wife- no control is a song about having no control durning 'the nasty' 


Naill- yeah **slightly confused**


Wife- and Louis wrote it 


Niall- **nods head still confused** 


Wife- THAT MEANS HARRY IS DADDY !!!!


Wife- SEE NIALL I TOLD YOU HARRY TOPPED!!!!!!


Wife- **viciously logs to Twitter and tweets that shit** 




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HARRY TOPS, LOUIS IS A BOTTM DONT FIGHT ME ON THAT ONE. NO CONTROL PROVES IT.


-e X.

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