Niall and wife- **sitting in couch, wife is listening to FOUR Niall is on snapchat being insanely adorable**
Wife- **no control starts playing** EVERYONE HOLD YOUR MOTHAFUCKING SHIT..
Niall- **closes snapchat** Yes baby
Wife- no control is a song about having no control durning 'the nasty'
Naill- yeah **slightly confused**
Wife- and Louis wrote it
Niall- **nods head still confused**
Wife- THAT MEANS HARRY IS DADDY !!!!
Wife- SEE NIALL I TOLD YOU HARRY TOPPED!!!!!!
Wife- **viciously logs to Twitter and tweets that shit**
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HARRY TOPS, LOUIS IS A BOTTM DONT FIGHT ME ON THAT ONE. NO CONTROL PROVES IT.
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