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Niall and wife- **arguing** 


Niall- babe your being ridiculous!! 


Wife- your delusional if you think your right! 


Niall- are you even listening to yourself?!?!?!


Wife- are you thinking before you speak?!?!?! 


Niall- THATS IT LOUIS TOPS AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD!! 


Wife- WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR SPEAKING TO HUH?!? AND FOR YOUR MOTHAFUCKING INFO HARRY TOPS. PERIOD. 


Elliot! wait no that's no it, Conchobar, I mean Freddie- BITCHES BOTH OF YALL ARE WRONG, THEY SAID IT IN AN INTERVIEW THAT THEY SHARE, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TAKE MY NAP YOU DIRTY FUCKERS.   


Wife- CHONCHO KNOWS!! HE KNOWS!!! **mom proud face** 


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Chonchobar/ Elliot/ Freddie knows 


-e X.

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