Wranger, the ruler of all worlds, is so fab. You don't even know. Their smexy face could cause twenty people to orgasm with a glance. They are the booty that all worship, yes even moosh of course. Wranger is the one who has fair rules over the land and all who oppose them die horrible deaths because their just that awesome. What you got a problem? That's right bud, they're too cool for problems. They would be the greatest species on Earth but their so amazing they're a God, no longer a human, it's Wranger bitches. Yeah that's right, they're so awesome that I said bitches, cuz that's what we are to them. We are all their bitches. When we are under their rule, all will be happy and fun. If you got a problem then fuck you because who doesn't like to have fun? Like seriously? I know Wranger has fun therefore it's something we all have to do to honor them and their Wrangery ways. And I mean come on, who doesn't love the sound of Wranger? I say it incorrectly because I am a special snowflake but they're so cool they lets it slide. No one can be cooler than that angel, no no, that God. Thank you, Wranger in the sky, your sexy and we all know it.
