Aries- ooooOoooOuChh :(
Taurus- never stubs their toe in the first place
Gemini- wHy mE???
Cancer- *burst into tears for 20 mins*
Leo- *falls to the ground in pain*
Virgo- Fuck
Libra- *squeals whilst jumping up and down*
Scorpio- Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuckk ow (Tru af lolll)
Sagittarius- *cries a river*
Capricorn- *curses under their breath*
Aquarius: Doesn't affect them
Pisces- *doesn't stop crying and rolling around on the floor until 2078*
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
De TodoA book about zodiacs taken from: tumblr Not all contents are mine and credits goes to it's rightful owners
