Aries: *Breaks alarm clock*
Taurus: wakes up naturaly at, like, 6:30 every day
Gemini: Sleeps through their alarm
Cancer: What? It's morning? I only watched like three episodes...
Leo: With their pet on their face
Virgo: On the floor
Libra: IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF A BEAUTY SLEEP. THEY WAKE UP LIKE THOSE PRINCESSES ON MOVIES LIKE HOW TF IS THAT POSSIBLE
Scorpio: Violently, to their uber loud alarm clock
Sagittarius: With a hangover/headache
Capricorn: You can't wake up if you were killed by Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer
Aquarius: By their phone notifications
Pisces: With 16 gallons of coffee
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Zodiac Signs
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