Aries: Did it for the vine
Taurus: Accidentally drank cyanide thinking it was vodka
Gemini: Drowning in own drama
Cancer: From lounging on the couch long they forgot necessities
Leo: Got into a car accident because they saw a cute puppy
Virgo: Died from sadness after the otp didn’t work out
Libra: Trampled in a Black Friday Sale rush
Scorpio: Suffocated under the weight of their own bitterness
Sagittarius: Bungee jumping with a sketchy company
Capricorn: Burned by sunlight
Aquarius: Death by roast
Pisces: Choked to death from the cinnamon in 2010
The cause of deaths are so weird it's funny
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Zodiac Signs
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