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Joke (based on a true story!) -

*english class and teacher is lecturing about comprehension or something*

Teacher - Okay so we will read a passage and try answering the following questions. Who'll read this?

Me -  *looks at teacher like *

Me -  *looks at teacher like *

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*in her mind* Dont. Even. Look. At. Me.

Teacher - *points at me* You can read.

Me -

Me -

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yeah...*reads*

Rob was a very young and adventurous man *reads fluently*......And I remember telling this story of him to a young man called Tom-...t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-.....erm....t-...uhh....

Teacher - yes, continue.

Me - Tom-to-t-t-t....*clears throat* TOMLINSON! and..er he...is....sorry...was...so, han-erm very good singe-sorry painter...

Teacher - You can sit. You cannot read properly, I see. You were fluent 'til now, so who's reading the next part?

Me - *mutters* Out of hundred zillion names in the dark matter, 'Tomlinson' is a name I had to read out loud and have a spot heart attack? Wow.

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