This book is gonna be filled with jokes, imagines, song stuffs directioners can relate to and much more things! And everything related to our, crazy stupid yet cute sweetheart boy band - ONE DIRECTION!!Hope you enjoy! ^-^
HAPPY READING ALL OF YOU...
Scenes from after your marriage with one of the boys (I am doing this one with harry k?) -
Scene 1
Harry - hey babe, look at this, yes it is the picture of you looking at your phone. I took it secretly haha.
You - Oh...haha thanks w-
Harry - You look so pretty even when you're not posing! I wonder how you look in the rest of all your 17369 photos in your gallery-
You - dont.
Harry - Can I take a look at your phone?? Please!! I promise I'll just see the pictures of you!
You - No-
Harry - I SAID PROMISE!! I WON'T SHOW IT TO ANYONE ELSE!! I WANNA SEE YOUR PICTURES JUST!!
You - ....
Harry - ....
You - How did you even know the number of photos in my gallery?
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Scene 2
Harry - You never told me your twitter is '1Disforme77'?? You told me that you don't have one!
You - yeah?? Wh-what are you talking about?? hahaha-ha ...ha...I-I of c-course don't have any...twi-twitter!! haha what a funny person you are! Hhaha...
Harry - (y/n).
You - haha
Harry - *sigh* You're a mystery but I'll solve you. And that also very soon, my dear.
You - ....*gulps*
Harry - *smirks*
You - you are a funny boy! haha!
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Scene 3
Harry - In your twitter this girl is telling-
You - I told you that I don't have any.
Harry - shut up...so yeah in your twitter this girl is telling that your..er..what's this? uh..watt-wattpad??
You - *gets up and walks towards the door* I gotta go to the bathroom.
Harry - *catches you by the collar* Wait until I finish!...You wattpad book is very addictive!
You - Leave me or I'll pee here.
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Scene 4
Harry - YOU HAVE THIS WATTPAD ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WRITE THESE STUPID STORIES ABOUT ME AND THE BOYS???
You - ...
Harry - ...
You - *groans* MY STOMACH IS ACHING HARD!! I AM GONNA DIEEEEEE!!
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Scene 5
You - *in the shower*
Harry - honey, your brother is on the phone!
You - *shampoo in the eye* ugghhhhh pick it up and say I am busy!
Harry - I need the password! Tell me!
You - *still shampoo in the eye* grrrr...aagghhh....erm...Its 2401!
Harry - WHAT?? CANT HEAR??
You - ITS 2401!! LOUIS AND YOUR BIRTHDATE!!
Harry - thanks okay!
You - *gets out of the shower* *realizes what you did* *rushes to the living room*
Harry - ...
You - ...
Harry - I always knew you're a fan! But I love you anyways! *blows kiss*
You - ....
You - You never need a password just to pick up the phone. Betrayer.
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Sorry for not updating yesterday! But school is going to open after the summer break this monday and the updates will not be regular! :(
But anyways allmyloveforoned requested for a 'Maze Runner' book which will be filled with facts and jokes! So it will be up next month! All you fans out there can check it out! I'll let you know the date it will be out!
QOTD - What's your phone/laptop wallpaper??
My laptop wallpaper is a ocean
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So yeah thanks for the votes and stuffs! Love ya'll
