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MNR - 2/6/12

SORRY IT TOOK ME FOREVER 2 UPDATE THIS STORY! DEDICATED 2 ToniLangdon 4 ASKING ME WHY THE F I HADN'T WRITTEN ANY MORE AFTER A FEW DAYS. Well, those weren't her exact words, but..

JUST READ THE STORY.

Made that YT vid btw :)

Monday Night Raw - Feb. 6th, 2011 - (Randy's back to his usual clean-shaven self)

Backstage (Off-Camera)

9: 03 p.m.

Layla and Randy Orton did an autograph signing at Kmart over the weekend and they were talking about how it was their favorite so far.

"You remember that guy with that T-shirt that said, 'hello, can I have ur number?' And you were about to shake his hand but when you saw it you took it back and he was like, 'no dude, it's just a t-shirt man'?" Randy smiled at her spot-on imitation of the person they were talking about.

"There was no way I was going to take any chances," he told her. "Why would he even wear a shirt like that... ever?"

"I'm guessing to pick up girls."

"Yeah I don't think that would do much for him."

"I don't know, I think it's kind of cute.. in a way."

He gave her a bored/surprised expression. "Are you serious?"

"Yeah.. I mean, someone who has the guts to wear that shirt in public has to be pre-tty confident in himself."

"So you like that kind of stuff..? If.. say.. The Great Khali wore that same t-shirt, you'd think that was cute?"

"Yes I would. And if you wore one, then I'd think it was cute too."

He smiled and shook his head. "You'll never catch me in that thing."

"You know I'm going to get you one."

"What?"

"I'm gonna look it up right now," Layla said, taking out her iPhone.

"No, no.. c'mon..."

"Nope.. I'm doing it.. let's see..." She scrolled down the screen. Randy couldn't believe she was really doing this.

"Ah, here we go.. the 'hello, can i have ur number' t-shirt on Amazon.com. Now, just let me put in my credit card number... and..."

"Layla..."

"Done. I just bought it!" She danced around the hallway.

"Oh, God," Randy covered his face.

"You're gonna look great in it," she told him.

"Layla, It's gonna make me look desperate."

"Don't be silly. It's just a shirt, Randal. The girls are gonna love it."

"And what are the guys gonna think when they see me wearing it?"

"Well they might make fun of you.."

"See..!"

Layla laughed. "Too bad."

"Hey guys," Maryse said, walking over. "What's so funny?"

"We saw this guy wearing this t-shirt that said, 'hello, can i have ur number' and it was so hilarious, so I just bought the same thing for Randy on Amazon three seconds ago and now he's totally embarresed!"