Arin: Jon you did it yes! Hurry we gotta go Grant could be in huge trouble. Mike Aruba has the potential to beat the absolute shit out of Grant!
Jon: YES OK! But first, JACQUES, COOCOOCOOCOO!!!!
(Jacques flies into the room.)
Jacques: Jon, bro, I can't even believe it. You are free. Whoop whoop.
Jon: Jacques! Can ya still fight?!
Jacques: I have no idea but I sure as hell can try. Let's go kick ass.
(Jon, Arin, and Jacques ran outside to find Mike Aruba beating up Grant.)
Jon: GRANT NOOOOO!!!
Grant: What the bloody hell are you doin?! Help me!
Jon: Jacques! Go after Mike Aruba!
Jacques: Ok. How about this then. Lasers. Lasers bro.
(Lasers came out of Jacques' eyes and burnt a hole in Mike Aruba's skin.)
Mike: Grunt*
Grant: Oh shit no.
(Mike Aruba grabbed Grant and threw him over his shoulder. Grant face planted on the ground.)
Arin/Jon: GRANT NOOOOOOOO!
Mike: Grunts harder*
Arin: That's it. If we go head on we could beat him but I want Mike Aruba to suffer. Jon, we gotta fuse!
Jon: Fusion? What? Did, did this... Did life just become and animoo? Is that what's happening here?
Arin: Not exactly. This is just a screenplay being written by some asshole.
Jon: Oh goddamn it. With the screenplay shit again?!
Arin: Yes but there isn't time to waste we have to fuse now!
Jon: Ok babby.
(Jon and Arin did a fusion, and after a bright flash of light, two beings became one. Jarin was born.)
Jarin: ALRIGHT!!! Heheheheh. Let's go Mike Aruba!
(Jarin and Mike Aruba started charging at each other. After just one minute, Jarin was able to overpower Mike Aruba. Mike Aruba was defeated. Jarin split back into Jon and Arin.)
Jacques: Whoa. Bro. That was. Pretty cool swag dawg.
Jon: We did it! Wait! GRANT!
(Arin and Jon rushed towards Grant who was still lying on the ground. Jon turned Grant onto his back.)
Jon: Grant! Are you still with us!?
Grant: Yes Jon. But not for long. Mike Aruba was too strong. I may have developed music for games, but my power does not compare to that of a Grump... I'm sorry.
Arin: NOOO GRANT!! Come on we have to get you some help. We could find some water and medicine in a place nearby.
Grant: Arin, please. Stop... Touching my ballocks.
Arin: That's not me...
Jon: Sorry.
Grant: In all seriousness, I don't want you guys to save me. I am ok with my last action being one that saves the heroes of our time. You guys are the heroes. Not I. I am just an expendable character in this story. I hate being in screenplays.
(Grant Kirkhope died a few minutes later in Jon's arms.)
Arin: We have to make sure no one else dies.
Jon: Agreed. No one else dies...
Jacques: Oh shit.
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The Grumps Wars
FanfictionThe Game Grumps have always been able to handle anything that came at them. But what happens when an entire army made up of the most disturbing and powerful creatures every conceived attack the Grumps?
