The Lonely Hero

A Surprise in High Heels

Hey!! sorry it's been kinda awhile... I've been busy with school and sports and such. I'm trying to find a day that works best for me to consistently update. I'll figure it out. ANYWHO. I own Doctor Who. I write for it and all. Oh..wait...that was a dream awhile back. Actually, I just write this here fanfiction about it. Nothing more, nothing less

The Doctor walks up to the woman, grin and all. "Honey, I'm home!" He greeted her, arms open and then brought his hands to a fold in front of his torso.

"About time, to" she replied with a soft smirk. "I've been trying to track you for quite some time."

"Well the obvious question would be why, but I want to know... did you do something new to your hair? Changing it up a bit? Ahh...you never could stay the same. That's you...always changing." The Doctor said with a small sigh.

"Me? Me changing it up? Have you seen you flying patterns lately? They are atrocious. You're all over! Are you trying to kill yourself?" the woman said to him with a strain in her voice.

"Oh.. I see. As soon as I let Clara fly, you start tracing me. Oh, that's great. What's next? A video camera in the console?" The Doctor retorted.

"Oh be quiet you two! There's an actual problem here. Stop the bickering! There's two of me. There's me, and a younger me. So could we figure out what's going on before something bad actually happens?" Clara 1 advised like she were an adult handling two little children. Both The Doctor and the woman looked at her and their eyes were all in agreement. "Thank you" Clara 1 added. "Now, the deal here is The Doctor and I were in the TARDIS when suddenly..." Clara 1 drowned on when she was suddenly interrupted by The Doctor.

"Oh, Clara she already knows. She's the one who caused it. She needed to get Clara 2 to interfere with your time line so it would cause a paradox, making my TARDIS bring itself back here, to which we would find River. Oh. Yes. By the way Claras, this is River. River Song. Hell in High heels. Fiery and fierce and everything from A-Z. " he said. "So, River, what exactly is going on and why did you go through all this trouble to find me?" he continued.

"Well, first off, it wouldn't have been this difficult if someone hadn't taken my vortex manipulator!" She said, hitting his bicep. "And for your information, there has been these weird sounds being transmitted from that old Gallifreyan radio of yours. I can't really make out what it says... but it sounds like it's saying 'lose with her' to me. Something along those lines." She finished.

"Let me have a listen," The Doctor asked.

"Follow me," River said, her voice calm and almost soothing. We all walked over to the medium-sized contraption that looked a bit like a broken and deformed electric guitar amplifier. River held her hand over a mirror-looking surface. A blue light lit up the radio, and the crackling noise began.

"This does not sound like anything I've heard in... well ever. This is not a problem I can't solve alone... Hey Clara? Could I borrow your phone?" The Doctor questioned.

"Yea. Sure. Who are you going to call?" Clara 1 proceeded to say.

"Ghostbusters!" The Doctor says cheerfully.

"Seriously. Who are you calling Doctor?" Clara 1 flirted.

"No really! They are ghostbusters! Their names are Sam and Dean Winchester. They do this type of thing for a living!" The Doctor answered as he grabbed her phone. He typed in the number and hit call.

"Hello?" A deep raspy voice on the other end of the call said.