Chapter 6: Fighting like a ninja turtle on steroids

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Hey Guys! I am here with Chapter Six! Finally! Chase is played by Mr Perfect-Jawline, Dave Franco. I mean look at it. *Swoon* Anyway let's get back to the chapter shall we. Also I'll be doing memes as well as quotes. Either or.

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I laughed so hard at this! Just replace the words 'My sons' with Clover

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I laughed so hard at this! Just replace the words 'My sons' with Clover.

Chapter 6: Fighting like a ninja turtle on steroids

When I was running away from Chase, (see what I did there? No. Ok.) I did not expect to send Principal Hunter to the hospital.

So here's how the day had started out. I have a good explanation for how I knocked Principal Hunter out. It's quite hilarious really. Anyway let's backtrack shall we.

~8:30am~

I found out about a girl that looks around my age that is a dirty blonde that totally KICKED BUTT in Forever 21. She seems like the kind of person I would get along with. This bold blonde has officially been approved by me as one of the not so bad human beings. But of course people wondered if it was the same girl or not, or a more recent rumour, if she's part of the Bad Ass Blonde Association. Or BABA for short.

One thing led to another and I found myself scrolling through the memes of me kicking ass with heels -Hey don't judge! They are actually so funny - but it was not long till I was once again confronted by the devils No.1 slut.

"What do you what Angelica? I don't have time to fix your empty little brain this morning."

"You know what I want."

I looked at her with a face that screamed 'You can't be that stupid'.

"No. No I do not and that is exactly why I asked you in the first place." My brain only allows certain levels of stupidity. She is pushing my sanity to the bloody limit.

Then a perfectly filed and manicured nail was poking the center of my chest. Hard.

"YOU! YOU ARE THAT CHICK WITH THE HEELS IN THE BANK!"

Aaaaaaand crowds are gathering. Just great. There is not one conversation between us that is out of the public eye.

Rolling my eyes and giving her a fake smile I responded.

"Yes it was me."

"YOU CAN'T LIE I HAVE PR- wait what? Is that it. No talk backs, just a yes."

Shrugging my shoulders nonchalantly, I said,

"Everyone saw me demolish the minions and the boss yesterday at lunch time. Anyway, shouting back at mad people increases brain damage. So naturally I decided that I'll let you die with your stupidity."

OOOOO's and BUUUUURN's are ringing around the hallway as I walk away like a boss. Yup that's right slow motion and wind blowing through my hair. And an embarrassed bitch in the background.

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