Part 2 is here and so is a few new characters. *rubs hands together and smirks at computer screen* Enjoy Part 2! =3 Also I will try to update more regularly but mashups take more time so FORGIVE ME!!! Maiara Walsh is playing Angelica. Don't look at me like that. I was watching Mean girls 2 last night.
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(So true ^^^ XD)
Chapter 8: Saving the Snobs (Part 2)
Picture this. You're on the way to buy a few costumes and wigs to smuggle your way into a restaurant, when all of a sudden you're fighting side by side with a stranger you've never met before in your life against homeless ninja's tryna steal your money and your virginity.
I'm telling you, these people had swords! It was made out of wood BUT IT STILL SLICED LIKE DEADPOOL'S KATANA'S! They were dressed in rags and wore shoes made out of rat skin but they fought like they were from League of Assassins. Yeah. That fucking good.
AreYou lost yet? Ok. Let's do like the early 2000's and REVERSE! (AN: I swear if you get this I will give you a shout out in the next chapter.)
~One hour earlier~
"Tell me again why we have to dress like the Queens royal butt-kissers just to get food?"
That is the question that has been thrown at me for the last 20 minutes. And my reply is always the same.
"Food is a sacred gift given by the big guy upstairs. We must fight for it. Even if it means pretending to be the biggest assholes on the face of the earth."
Right now the seven of us are heading towards a wig shop along with a few other shops to get ourselves ready for the transformation from swag to rich looking hags with stolen handbags.
We were all in our respective moods.
Me: Hungry and getting a little pissed cause shops are still nowhere in sight.
Sam: Hungry and tired.
Alex: Hungry and angry at me for making her walk into a place we've never been to before.
Aaron: Hungry and I quote 'So fucking bored that he is singing nursery rhymes and counting sheep to keep him from collapsing.'
Chase: Hungry and he said that he would rather fight two hungry grizzly bears than wear harry potter glasses.
Blake: JUST FUCKING HUNGRY.(Notice how it's bold? Yh. Imagine Hulk hasn't eaten for 3 days straight and is craving some Chinese. Triple that. That's around about how he feels.)
Jason: So sad about his car he looks like he's already full on his misery.
I felt like my stomach was slowly digesting the rest of my body and I could feel the energy getting drained from each and every cell in my body.
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