Once upon a raven, there was an old turtle faced man, who sat on a truffle thinking it was a cupcake. He freaked out because his pants got dirty, and so then he died of a heart attack.
At his funeral, sitting there on his coffins and doing the Hussle, were a bunch of dancing Alaskan cockroaches. This atrocoious sight gave everyone at his funeral a heart attack, so then they in turn also passed away, but not before killing every single one of the dancing cockroaches.
But for some strange supernatural reason, they all returned as .........
ZOMBIES!
The End.
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A Quick Little Story.
HumorThis is a random series of short little stories made to amuse and interest the reader. Be prepared to see startling amounts of randomness, turtles, and zombie cockroaches.
