If Transformers: Prime Discovered Facebook

LordStarscream

TheShiftyAutobot has updated his status:

"You ready for this, stiletto-heeled freak?"

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LordStarscream: No.

TheShiftyAutobot: The sooner you do it, the less dares there are.

LordStarscream: ...

What are they?

TheShiftyAutobot: How should I know?

BloodofUnicron: I believe Ratchet should have the list.

DoctorWho: I do. Starscream, to start off-

LordStarscream: Wait! I'm not ready!

TheShiftyAutobot: You'll never be ready.

DoctorWho: As I was saying, to start off-

LordStarscream: NUU

DoctorWho: ... to start-

LordStarcream: NAO

DoctorWho: Do you mind?!

LordStarscream: YES I DO IN FACT

DoctorWho: -_- Here Arcee, you have the list.

Powerfultwowheeler: Absolutely not. Bee, you take it.

StingslikeaBee: No thanks. Wheeljack you do it.

Detonatingstuffismything: Alright Screamer. First off-

LordStarscream: NOOOOO

Detonatingstuffismything: ...-_- *hands list to Bulkhead*

Breakingstuffismything: *immediately hands it to Optimus*

DiscipleofPrimus: Your first dare is to-

LordStarscream: Leave the chat and never return?

DiscipleofPrimus: No. It is-

LordStarscream: To fly far away from this place?

DiscipleofPrimus: Stop guessing.

LordStarscream: ...

DiscipleofPrimus: Your first dare is to read 10 fanfics of you and Megatron...

LordStarscream: Just kill me now.

DoctorWho: That can be arranged.

Hackingisfun: Here, I recommend the "Wattpad" site. Have fun.

<LordStarscream is now away>

Detonatingstuffismything: And now we wait.

*** (Time skip 24 hours) ***

Slenderwave has updated his status:

"Is there a reason I found Starscream curled up in a ball, rocking back and forth, and muttering incoherent sentences in his berth room?"

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BloodofUnicron: He's been avoiding me, too.

Hackingisfun: The fanfics he read must've really freaked him out...

I'dratherbeplayingguitar: I think he's been scarred for life.

DiscipleofPrimus: Perhaps I shouldn't have started off with that dare...