1 - Bacon Pancakes

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A kawai pic of BEEMO! Cause why not?
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Your P.O.V

I groan as I stretch my arms above my head and sit up in bed. Yawning, I push the covers off of me and slide out of bed. I turn around to the chest of drawers behind me and pull out some underwear. Then I walk over to my wardrobe and pull out a blood red tank top, black jeggings and a/an F/C ribbon for my hair. I also pick up a towel as I walk over to the bathroom and place my clothes on the toilet seat. I strip down and hop in the shower, regretting it as soon as I do so. I hiss as the beads hit my S/C skin. You see I'm a neko-girl (a cat-girl) and I'm one of those cats who... don't really like water. So I tend not to like showers. ((Wow! Breaking the fourth wall, much XD))

~Time skip to after shower~

I hop out of the shower and dry myself, putting my clothes on not long after and tying my hair up in a ponytail with the ribbon. I head down the ladders and into the kitchen, only to see a white cat with fudge coloured spots, Cake, making something and a girl with a white bunny hat on and a lock of long blonde hair sticking out at the right side of her hat and covering her face a little bit, Fionna, sitting at the table with an empty plate in front of her. "Hey, what's up baby cakes?" Cake asks me as I take a seat next to Fionna. "Not much... What ya makin' Cake?" I ask curiously.

"Bacon pancakes,
Makin' bacon pancakes!
Get some bacon and I put it in a pancake!
Bacon pancakes,
That's what it's gonna make!
Bacon pancakes!"

Sings Cake happily. Fionna and I giggle and Cake comes over to me and places a plate of bacon pancakes on the table in front of me. I scoff them up hungrily and Fionna and Cake just stare at me strangely. "What?" I ask with a mouthful of bacon pancakes. Cake and Fionna just burst out laughing.

BMO walks over confused as I give Cake and Fionna a death glare. "Who wants to play video games?" Asks BMO, in a really cute high pitched voice. "Me!" Screams Fionna. "I'd love to but I'm going out." I say, sad that I don't get to play video games but happy that I'm going out. "Who are you going to hang out with...? Your boyfriend?" Giggles Fionna as she emphasises the word 'boyfriend'. I give her the 'really' look and shout "He's not my boyfriend!" She looks shocked as well as Cake and BMO. I hear Fionna whisper "Yet." As I pick up my retractable F/C sword and stuff it in my shoes as well as picking up my black headphones and wrapping them around my neck. Fionna and Cake shout "Bye sis!" As I stomp out the door. I put on my headphones and click on shuffle. A song starts to play and I sing along to it.

~Song start~

Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming from the left, or from the right
I don't wanna be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot
You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not
You had me at "hello" then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going South Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I punch you in the lips
Stop you're staring at my...
Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint!
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint!

La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint!
La, la, la...

I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "stop"
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I punch you in the lips!
Stop you're staring at my...
Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint!
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint!

La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint!
La, la, la...

What about "No" don't you get?

So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that your leavin'
I'm gonna count to three and open my eyes and you'll be gone

One
Get your hands off my...
Two
'Fore I punch you in the...
Three
Stop your staring at my...
Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint!

I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint

Take a hint, take a hint!
Take a hint, take a hint!
Woah!

Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I punch you in the lips
Stop you're staring at my...
Hey!

Take a hint, take a hint!
La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint!
La, la, la...

~Song end~

The song finishes just as I enter the cave to Marshall's house. I pull my headphones down so that they're on my neck, and walk up to Marshall's house, knocking on the door. I hear loud music, so decide to knock again, but louder this time. "Hey, Marshall! It's me F/N!" I shout. I sigh and am about to walk away when I hear the door creak open behind me.

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So... first chapter! What d'you think? Is it good? I'm proud of it! :D
Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed this chapter. I'm not sure how often I'll update but... *whispers* I might update this book more often than my other books, cause I really enjoy writing this one.

Until next time...
Goodbye, F/N!

-Angel

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