Kali~Chan's book of weird and random stuffs

I dont even know anymore

Kon'nichiwa, anata no okāsan o Imu. Watashi wa, watashi mo omoimasu. Anata no kurōzetto. Watashi wa poteto o motte iruto watashi wa sono jagaimo to tomodachi ni narimasu. Heheheheheehehe. Jagaimo. Seikatsu. Jagaimo no seikatsu.  

First person who can tell me that paragraph in English wins.
Hint: It's in Japanese