Lettuce...

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RAH RAH OH LALA RAH RAH OH LALA GAGA OH LALA! WANT DAT SA-LAD

I WANT DAT LETTUCE, I WANT DAT CELRY!I WANT DEM PEAS, PEAS, PEAS, PEAS I WANT DEM PEAS!

I WANT DAT LETTICE DAT ROMAIN LETTICE!! ME AND U CAN EAT UP DAT SALAD

OHHHHHH OHHH OH OH OH I WANT DAT BAD LETTUCE OHHHHH OHH OH OH OHHHH OH OH OH I WANT DAT SAALAD-LAD

RAH RAH OH LALA RAH RAH OH LALA GAGA OH LALA WANT DAT SA-LAD

I WANT DAT LETTICE DAT ROMAIN LETTICE!! ME AND U CAN EAT UP DAT SALAD
-nope. I'm done.

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