Kali~Chan's book of weird and random stuffs

Im gonna do this!

ITS LIKE 2 AM BUT I DONT GIVE A CRAP

IM GONNA STAY UP TILL 4am tO WAIT FOR MY WATTPAD FRIEND

AND THEN STAY UP MORE TO TALK TO HER

THIS IS TOTALLY GONNA WORK!!!!

*waits and waits and oops falls asleep and doesn't wake up till like noon*

WELL THAT IS PROBABLY WAHTS GONNA HAPPEN

LOL I CANOT SPEL I SPELD WAHT RONG TWIC LOL HEP MEH I IS USING BAD ENGLSH BUT WHO FLIPPINN CARS ITS 2AM SO AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

RIP MY GRAMMAR AND ENGLISH
-UR DEAD AND WE WILL NO C U INS WHILE SO YA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

~Kali Cahn

Dang it I mean canh

UGH I MEAN NAHC

UGH CHAN FIR CHEEZITS SAKE

AHHHHH MY PHONE IS BAKA!!!!!

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Sayōnara
BYE

Guten Nacht
Ohayō
Good Night