Narrarator Person:
Welcome back peeples to "That one Moment When..." the worlds -probably-most relatable WattPad Show
                              Today our guest star is 
                              *drum roll*
                              Santa Hirsch 
(⬆️Alex Hirsch ⬆️)
                              Me: So today our "that one moment when..." is
                              That one moment when ur ready to kill someone over a TV show
                              Santa Hirsch:  I have been in at situation like this with 'someone' *glares at me*
                              *halo appers above me head*
                              Me: and It simply went like this:
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                              Me: HI SANTA HIRSCH 
S.h.: Hi Kid what do u want for Christmas 
Me: A MAGICAL FLYING DRAGON 
S.H.: Ok be more realistic 
Me: A GRAVITY FALLS SEASON 3
S.H.: Since that will never happen, what color u want that dragon kid?
                              *Me goes insane*
Me: U WILL GIVE ME THE SEASON 3 OR U WILL BECOME A LIFE- SIZS SPECIAL EDITION PLUSHIE ON A SHELF IN WALMART U GOT THAT!!!
                              SH: NUUU!! There will be no season 3!! AND PLZ DONT MAKE ME A PLUSHIE DOLL
                              *me pulls out gun*
                              Me: MAKE DA SEASON 3 
                              OR BECOME A LIFE SIZE KID PLUSHIE TOY
                              SH:..........
                              Me: 10...9...8
SH:*thinking*
Me: 5...4...3...2...1... TIMES U- wait!! Where did he go?!?! SANTA HIRSCH 
                              *me starts chasing him in circles for an hour*
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Me: Yep that's how it went
                              Santa Hirsch: U will pay kid
                              Me: I still never got that season 3 
                              Santa Hirsch: Yep
                              Me: and the real Santa Hirsch is a life size plushie doll I keep in my basement 😋 that one is a clone*points to Santa Hirsch*
                              Santa Hirsch: It's true
                              Me: Well that's it Peeples
                              Me: We'll see u next time on "That one moment when..."
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   Credits
Show Directed by:  Me
                              Cast:
Alex Hirsch as Santa Hirsh 
Me as Me
Crew that didn't help me at all they just run in the show:
Em_Cipher as Random Narrarator Person even though she had done nothing! 
PurpleAfterlife as person who is also now part of this show!
                              DA END
                                      
                                          
                                  
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