Jishuwa Durrn wus in his bed, assleap.
Is dreams wer filed with his luv of his fren Tyler Hoeseph.
"Ty will b mah bea...."
E sed in is sleep.
"Oh yeasss I luv dat Ty, yeeeessss do dat more. Oh yeh..."
"JURSH!!!!!!!"
Is momma sad as se warked threw da door.
"Y r u dreemin bout dat stoof. Ur a gud cristian boi."
(Jish is SOOPPPA gay. He is a raging homo ok? Just go with it)
Dis wok im up.
"wat de fuq do u wnt. Fook off an dy in a wholw."
"i wis a hd an abortin an datz a sine.;.;.
replid is muva.
godysad is mummmma
ur gy lurvar is waitndon stars an E is gunna tayyk u to aaa cabine in a woods se sed"
2oooooh may giggody jewus criste ooo goooody gudy gosh darn gosh2
jis gumpd oot o da bed succed up da cloths like a hoova or sum sht
(idfk shoot me)
is clots aperd on is bodah
jish waked ova to is momtha an e slapd er wit a giant pink greyish pupl ish dildoa.
se feell baq
E gumpd doun d stars in! fell swop an landd on is feat. e lanned in a bg
wat dar fuq is dis
Tila walkd ovr cweeply like in ta simes
he lafd manicaily
e brokd jish legz an zipped up da rooooooook sack.
(STAY TUNED FOR UPDATS CUS DIS IS DA G8EST)
UR MUMMA GAY
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Tyler Joseph's Shack In The Woods
FanfictionTyler Joseph takes Josh Dun on a pleasant trip to his cabin in the woods.
