*When your best friend brings cupcakes to school all the time to give to friends*
Friend: "I brought cupcakes!"
Me: "Why do you bring us cupcakes so much?"
Friend: "So I don't feel bad about how much I eat. You're now eating more than me."
Me: "So you are trying to make us all fatter than you?"
Friend: "Yeah, pretty much."
All friends: "Hey!"
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Remarks & Sarcastic Comebacks
فكاهةAny of these can be used at anytime or situation. From high school queen bees to some annoying guy hitting on you at a bar.