Undertale Oneshots

Sans x reader x underswap papyrus

~~~~EDITED~~~~

OK in this you are in invited to a little party by one of your friends (Me, the swapped version of me though) to their friends house you have know the skelly-bros from both AU'S for a long time. BTW this is on the surface. here we go, on to the story!. 

in this you are literally in a relationship with the both of them. (you don't like this then you can go read something else

Author's point of view

Your friend Faith texted you

Faith= Betterthenyou!: on your phone

(Y/n)=crazed fanperson: on my phone

betterthenyou!: hay sans and them are having a movie night and invited me and you wanna come?

crazed fanperson: sure sounds fun!

betterthenyou!: you know we're going to play truth or dare rriiiggghhhtt??👿👿

'Well shit, this is going to suck she most definitely has something she going to do well we're there . . playing . . that GAME she knows of my big crush on sans AND swap papyrus and she thinks it is hilarious'

crazed fanperson: hmm maybe I won't go??👿👿👿😂😂

betterthenyou!: WHAT YOU HAVE TO!! I ALREADY TOLLED THEM YOU WERE GOING!!!😨😖😭😵please come!! It will be bonely without you there!!

crazed fanperson: fine I'll go

betterthenyou!: YES! I will pick you up in Two hours and we're staying the night so bring PJs k see you later!

~~Time skip to on the doorstep~~

Your point of view

We got to the front door and Faith knocked. A few seconds later US sans opens the door and sees Faith and Blush (HEY DON'T JUDGE IF YOU GET SANS AND SWAP PAPYRUS I GET SWAP SANS ~~ I am a weirdo, back to the story) "COME IN FAITH AND (Y/N) WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU! KNOW WE CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER MEHH HEEHEE!" he then grabs mine and Faith's wrists and drags us inside. He takes us to the living room he let me go but took Faith to another couch fit for 3, sat her down and set next to her, they both were a blushing mess but started talking about stuff I couldn't hear. I looked around and saw a spot on an empty couch, I went to go sit down when sans and papyrus came in and saw me (UT papyrus is on a date with mettaton I (ship it sorry, well more than a few other ships[undyne x alphys is my favorite though] BACK TO THE STORY!!) they both blushed and looked away. They came and sat down next to me sans on my right and papyrus on my left and there was still room for me to be comfortable. "NOW THAT WE ARE ALL HERE WE SHALL PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" Sans said. I wanted to disappear into the couch.

~~~time skip a few minutes into the game~~~

"K my turn~~" Faith said looking at me with a evil look in her eye. "(Y/n) truth or dare~~" "uh truth" I responded. "Is it true that you have a crush on both UT sans and US papyrus~~?". I was blushing hard now "yes" I squeaked out. "K your turn!" I looked at her. "Faith truth or dare?" She thought for a sec, "dare!". I smirked at her. "I dare you to kiss US sans" her smile instantly fell. She looked between US sans and papyrus. Sans was a blushing mess well papyrus looked OK with it. She turned toward sans and lift his head, and kissed him for 3 seconds then pulled away stuffing her head into a pillow. Well I got my revenge heh they look so cute together. Then we heard a little bit muffled "US papyrus can take this turn" "K (y/n) truth or dare?" "Dare" "I dare you to kiss me and UT Sans". If I had a drink I would of started choking by now. "Uhh. .Ok" I sat up and kissed paps first then want and kissed Sans next then sat back down.

~~~time skip tell after game~~~

"K WHAT MOVIE SHOULD WE WATCH?" Sans asked. "How bout a romance comedy?? Oh! How bout Fifty first dates?(it is a movie where a guy fells in love with a girl that has a brain problem where she can't remember what happened the day before and thinks it is her birthday everyday(it also has no cure) and gets her to fall in love with him every day bla bla bla) "OK" US sans put it on and we watched it. Near the end Faith and US sans had fallen asleep in each others arms. I was hugging sans well I was leaning on paps. "(y/n) do really like me and sans?" ". . . yes I like both of you the same, I can't choose between you two" I replied to him. "Well sans I don't mind sharing if that's alright with you" paps said. "Sure I don't mind either" sans said turning around, it was a pretty weird position I was laying down with my legs on either side of him and him head in his hands facing me, well I am in paps lap. Then I felt arms wrap around my torso looking back ,it was paps. "Does this mean you're my bone- friends?" Paps and sans looked at each other and replied with "I guess so". We talked and cuddled for while tell we woke up US sans and Faith. "WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP! YOU KEEP WAKING US UP!!" They said. "No can do" we said back. Sans groaned picking up Faith and took her to his room. We then went to sleep together. Got married. Had kids. Grown old together and what not.

Hope you enjoyed this shity one-shot!!

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