Undertale Oneshots

underfell sans x reader

~~~WARNING! A lot of bad language in this! AND I MEAN LOT!~~~

It has been a few months scents the barrier that held the monsters was broken, and they are OK they are a bit rude but are kind too just don't get on their bad side. Well right now I was walking home. That was, until I was pulled into a alley. "Hey there bitch fucker how you doing?" The man said well pinning me to the wall, I glared at him "go fuck yourself ass-hole" he growled at me then punched me in the gut and let me fall to the floor. Once I was down he kicked my side, I yelped. He started to laugh at me. Now that was pissing me off I jumped up well punching him in the jaw, and kicked him I the d*** once he was down. He slowly made his way back up well getting out a knife, the teeth on the thing could take a small tree in like 1 hit! But I laughed at how stupid he was. I reached under my jacket and pulled out my much better and larger knife like by four inches. The dude ran at me, I partly blocked the hit but it got me in the shoulder. I held in an scream. I kicked him back and cut his arm. I was about to stab him in the back but was pulled back by someone. "HEY!" I looked back and saw a short skeleton wearing a black hoodie and basketball shorts with a gold stripe. " LET. ME. GO. NOW!" I screamed I wanted the guy on the floor to suffer, he deserved it. but right now this skeleton is annoying the crap out of me. "Now why would I do that? It kind of looked like you were going to kill someone" he said smiling a toothy grin. "Maybe I was, why would you care?" I said getting annoyed with him. "Heh . . your cute when your angry" "SANS! . . WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I looked back to the entrance of the alley to see a tall skeleton with dark armor on, he looks like he's never smiled. "Stopping a kid from killing someone" "WELL HURRY! UP WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!" The tall skeleton said. "K bro", "now can you let me go?!" I was getting angry now. I looked back at the guy I was fighting to see him getting up, I then kicked him in the face as hard as I could. "Wow you got some anger issues don't you?" the skeleton asked Chuckling well pulling me farther from him. I growled in response, "hay don't hate me I did nothing . .yet" " well this ass-hole tried to kill me and maybe even rape me also so I have a right to fight back, and be pissed off!" I said. "Well you are bleeding pretty bad in the arm maybe you should get that fixed? Before you start trying to kill someone~" ". . . .fine, now can you please let go?" "OK HOT stuff but are you going to try to kill him again if I do?" He questioned. "No. And did you make a pun about how I am pissed or..." " both" he responded "heh. . punny" "OH COME ON!!" I looked back and saw that the tall skeleton was still there with a pissed off face,'ha! He doesn't like puns, hilarious'. "K I am going to let you go no killing the bastered got it?" " . .fine. now let me go!" He let go.(let it go let it go can't holed it back any more~. . . I am so weird now BACK TO THE STORY!) "Now follow me and I will fix your arm" "k. ."

~~~Time skip to well walking~~~

"So what's your name?" He asked "(Y/n), (y/n) (l/n) and yours??" "Sans" "nice name" "thanks"

~~~Time skip to his house~~~

"K sit there and I we get the first aid kit" I sit on there couch and wait for sans to come back 'Jes why does he care he looks as if he wants to kill everyone he meets anyway' "well that's easy I don't want to see a hot thing like your self go to jail" I look up at him and blush hardcore for the compliment and that I said that out loud. "OMG I am sorry didn't mean to say out loud!" "Heh its OK I get that a lot. Now hold still~"

~~~Time skip a few months~~~

It has been a few mouths and me and sans have become close friends, at first he was pretty rude and we yelled a lot but he always said sorry after. Now we don't have as many fights and he is a lot nicer, after all, under all that bone and rudeness. He is a real softy, and I love him for that but I now he will not like me back but whatever I am just glad he is willing to be my friend. But lately he as not talked to me and sometimes he avoids me, so I am going to ask him why. I walk up to sans and stare at him with a questioning look. "What?" He asked, "why have you been avoiding me?" I asked angrily. His face turned a bit frightened "I-I have done no shush thing" he said stubbornly. I looked and him with my you-tell-the-fucking-truth-or-you-get-it-look. He sighed "fine. I will tell you. Ireallylikeyou" he said to fast to make out. "What?" "I. Really. Like. You" I stood there shocked. He looked at me disappointed turning away, "this is why I didn't what to tell you. why would you ever like me ba-" I cut him off by kissing him roughly. A few seconds later he started to kiss back, it was awesome. "I like you too" "good to hear but let's finish this first" he said going back to making out with me. What we didn't know was papyrus and frisk were recording all of it and are planing to post it on the internet. "Heh. suckers".The end

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