Undertale Oneshots

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OK this was requested by @TheDrool I hope I made at least a OK story.
Sorry if I didn't remember what your request was. . 

warning! cursing and fighting in here read at your own risk.

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Your POV

I was walking to the skate park with my best friend Faith, We were talking about how just recently monsters were freed from the underground.

"Man, this town has gotten a LOT more interesting since the monsters were released to the surface" Faith said while looking at a group of colorful monsters that were skating as we entered the skating park.

"yeah it has, it was weird at first but their cool, I don't see how some people could hate them. I mean they haven't hurt anyone, and they've been trapped down there long enough they deserve to up here" I replied sympathetically.

As we head to our usual spot we sat down under our tree to continued our convention. "Yeah! man people can be such assholes, like some bitch in the store I was in earlier tripped and yelled at monster kid cause he was 'to clumsy' and that he shouldn't be able to be in the store because he didn't have arms! Saying that he will break everything.Then when he tried to run away she tripped him again!" After Faith finished she looked really angry and frustrated, something that doesn't happen a lot, but then she smirked evilly and continued.

"So . .after she tripped him. I walked up to her. . and when she Finally realized I was heading her way. she looked horrified, but tried to keep her cool, and said to me "a-and what do you what?" But, I didn't answer her so once I was standing in front of her I must've done my creeping ass smiles cause she looked like she could piss her pants at any second, then right after I punched her in the nose yelling that if I saw her do that again I would break her arms! HA HA MAN! That got her going! Her and her bloody nose went faster the sonic the hedgehog!! Hahaha that was so funny. . Then the kid thanked me and went to what I believed were his parents. Yeah I don't think that bitch will be doing that shit again ha ha" I looked at her totally not surprised at what she said she did, what did surprised me was what someone said back.

"Yo dog that's some totally uncool language bro, what would make two totally wild chicks use that lingo?" Faith and me looked to the speaker and was surprised to see a VERY colorful skeleton with sunglasses that read 'YOLO' looking at us, "did- did you just call me a baby chicken? If anything I would be the damn rooster! I'm not some cute McNugget" Sassy Faith as usual, never liked being called cute or be flirted with. Back to the story-.

"Faith! Calm down eat some chocolate or something don't be rude! Sorry about her she just got stirred up over a situation from this morning" I apologized for my friend how she can be an ass without trying "It's OK sweet cheeks the radical home dog didn't do any harm. By the way I am Fresh" I blushed as he called me sweet cheeks, and he seemed to notice because he blushed lightly and his glasses change to "CUTE" I heard Faith laugh and get up "Welp I am gonna go and leave you two hormonal teens alone." glaring at her as she walked away she winked at me and smirked, and as she walked by Fresh she pushed him forward making him land on my lap, blushing more I looked to see if he was fine and his face looked like grape. Looking at Faith with a Cherry red face seeing her walk away grinning like a madman. "S-so um. Would you l-like to sit down next to me?" I asked nervously , "s-sure baby cakes" blushing I looked at the ground nervously as he got up and sat next to me. "Hey baby you don't have to be shy around me, I am cool" I laughed nervously, "I know" I said quietly.

"So what are you doing here?" I asked Fresh. "Well I came here to use my skatebord and show of my todily radical skills" Fresh said grining to me, "cool! I like to skate to but I am not that good at it", "well I am glad you don't find it BORD-ing to skate" we both laughed at the bad pun. "Man you are so punny but you need to ketch up to my level" I said pointing to a hot dog stand.

~After some time making puns with Fresh~

"And that's way my family can't be in Europe any more" I say laughing with Fresh over the fond memory. Then all the sudden heard yelling and people cheering "Fight!", {Sighing, I get up and walk over to the commotion and hear} "you BITCH! don't you EVER talk about her\him like that EVER again!!". Than again maybe not, she might actually try to kill someone this time, and once I got close enough to make out who was fighting i heard from a male who I didn't know but Faith apparently did.

"Well it is true!, s\he's a FREAK to be even TALKING to the hideous monster, do you know what should happen to freaks like her\him? . .Shot dead!" The dude yelled, soon after though I hear a *snap* and a boyish scream signaling that she must have snapped his arm "say that again I Dare you~" I heard Faith tell the boy menacingly. I heard him yell out in pain and what sounded like her dislocating his arm saying He must of said it again. Once Fresh and I finally pushed through the crowd we knew we had to stop the fight, Faith had a giant gash in her head and few bruises that we could see, while the guy had a broken arm and was also dislocated, a bloody nose, a ton bruises, and a few scrapes. Wow she never fucks up someone this much! Maybe a few bruises but not this! Fresh grabbed Faith while I got the dude pulling them apart before they kill each other. "Holy shit Faith! Way did you fuck him up that much?!". I only got a quiet "I am gonna kill you Mike" Then a groan of pain, and then who I was assuming was Mike just passed out in my arms.

After taking Faith and Mike the emergency room we found that Faith had broken her wrist and bruised the bone in her right leg. They had to put her under anesthesia so they could fix her skull that cracked, and Fresh looked like he were going to vomit when they showed us the x-rays. She is gonna have to explain a lot when she wakes up.

We stayed tell we were told to head home for the night because she will need to spend the night to get better, so we walked out into the hallway and got to the waiting room where we saw some boys standing around out side the doors smoking. Once they saw us walking out the door to head home one of the boys must of wanted to start another fight cause he yelled "hey slut! What the hell is wrong with your friend?!" I whipped my head in the boys direction. I opened my mouth to give him a piece of my mind but Fresh got in the way of me.

~~~~No ones POV~~~~

"What did you just call her\him?" Fresh asked calmly. "I asked her\him whats wrong with their friend and why should you care?- or do you have some sort of feelings for the slut behind you? Did you think they would like you in that way I bet even the slut wouldn't like a monster lik-" he didn't get to finch, cause Fresh grabbed him by the neck lifting him up and bring him close so he could say something with out any one else hearing.

"iF YOu CaLl hEr\hiM a SLuT onE MoRe TImE, I wIlL KILl yOu pAinFuLLy, aNd nO ONe WilL fINd tHe BoDy" Fresh said while lifting his glasses up to show him his dead filled eyes that looked like they could stare into your soul. Once he knew the boy got the point he put his glasses back on so no one else sees his eyes and drops the boy on the ground. "Get. Lost." Fresh said forcefully. The boy on the ground stumbled to get up, but when he did he grabbed one of his friends arms and ran out as fast as he could while being followed along by his friends. (y

) looked at their phone and saw it was 11:32, sighing s\he looked to Fresh "would you like to spend the night at my house it is 11:32" he didn't answer, walking up to him pleasing a hand on his shoulder he flinched away, reeling back before trying again. And BOY was that a bad idea. . .

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Well that's it for now I am going to make a part 2 in the near future, I just really wanted to post something and this was getting really long, it's like 1580 words!.. so Part two!

Well I hope you liked this and if you see any mistakes tell me and I will try to fix it!!

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