Fates | Akutagawa X Reader X Dazai: Bungou Stray Dogs [HIATUS]

Chapter Five: Previous Job

(Y/N) POV

I frustratingly opened my eyes and looked at the closed curtains. I got no sleep. I don't know why, I mean, I can finally sleep somewhere comfortably...

I sighed.

Maybe it was the fact that I slept most of the night in the car, or maybe it's because I'm scared of the chief rejecting me from being in the Agency. But suddenly, I remember what Ranpo told me.

Flashback~

The guy Dazai called 'Ranpo' put his hand on my shoulder. I stiffened first at the sudden touch but then I saw him looking at me with a big smile. "Don't worry!" he chimed, "I have no ability either!"

At that moment everyone gasped. I heard someone behind me whisper, "He never admits that..." The voice was deep so I guessed that it was one of the guys that had known him for a while.

End~

I sat up and sighed. I was starting to get hungry so I went to the living room to try and find Dazai.

That's right. Since I had no where to stay, Dazai insisted in me sleeping over. I offered to sleep on the couch but he let me sleep on his bed.

I found Dazai ready to leave with his usual outfit. I remembered that I still had nothing besides my worn out jeans and shirt which he had also seemed to notice.

"Hmm... We'll have to go shopping for you later! But now let's go eat, I'm starving!!"

We took off our indoor slippers and changed to our outdoor shoes. I followed Dazai and we seem to have stopped at a restaurant.

I saw the other members of the agency and we started making our way to them,

"Hi guys! Good morning!" They turned around with a smile but it faded when they looked at me.

"Huh... Is something wrong?"

Their eyes grew in horror. For a while no one spoke until Ranpo asked, "Did you sleep at all last night?"

I gave a blank face in return and walked towards the bathroom. I went in and checked what Ranpo had asked about.

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Dazai POV

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Well that was a show. Atsushi started guessing once again what my previous job was and the others watched while Naomi and Junichiro did their 'business,' and everyone else quietly ate with some occasional chatter.

Heh, no one will eve-

A scream cut my thoughts off. We all looked at each other and ran towards the direction of the scream.

The bathroom?

We all looked at Ranpo and he returned a look by raising his eyebrows. "Well if it's a murder scene you'd be able to find out about it," Kunikida pointed out before anyone else could.

"W-well I can't go into the female's room right? Yosano-san, you shoul-"

"Just open it!!!" Kunikida yelled. Sighing, he opened the door. We all pushed each other to see what happened.

"EH?" Everyone yelled as they found there was no crime scene.

Just (Y/N) looking at the mirror.

Oh.

(Y/N) slowly turned around and shot a deadly glare. "Hoi (Y/N)-chan!!..." I laughed nervously and ran out while everyone followed.

I swear she could have killed one of us with that look.

That could even be her ability...

Nah.

Right?..

We all went back to our seats and returned to what we were doing. A couple minutes later (Y/N) bursted through a door but...

How did she get to look normal so fast!?

She sat next to me and took the plate I had which had some left over food.

Did she just eat that???

She didn't even bother switching utensils.

Isn't that like an indirect kiss?

I tried not to get it all in my mind. "Actor!?" Atsushi yelled out.

"No but, that is flattering." I smiled and put my hands on my cheeks.

"What are you guys doing?" (Y/N) asked.

"They're guessing what Dazais previous job was."

Shit.

I slowly moved my eyes to (Y/N)s.

....

Fuck.

(Y/N) POV

"Oh?" I smirked.

"Yeah!! They said that if you get it right you get seven hundred grand!!"

"Really?.." I grinned.

"W-why do you look so scary?.."

"Let me guess too!"

I decided to play around with Dazai's reactions.

"Hm... A janitor?"

"No..." He said. I can see sweat crawling down on his face.

"I know!"

"W-what?" He sweated more. I smirked.

"A....

stripper!"

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