Friend Zoning Austin Mahone

Chapter 2

-Austin-

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"She's napping.. Aww, I can't wait to disturb her." Zach giggled behind me.

"Shh." Alex said, clapping his hand over Zach's mouth.

"Who's her favorite singer?" I inquired to Robert.

"Erm.. Ariana Grande, I think..?" He answered, shrugging.

"We shouldn't do this. It's mean." Alex inputted.

We all shush him simultaneously.

Amelia's unkempt blonde hair is poking over the sheet covers, and she looks at peace.

Should I ruin that..?

OF COURSE!

We leaned over real close to Amelia's ear, and Robert gives the signal.

"BABY I !" We yelled, literally into her ear, causing the blonde to scream so loud, I'm pretty sure China heard.

She thrashed around in bed until she finally fell out, gasping for air.

Amelia glanced up at the clock.

"YA'LL WOKE ME UP AT THE MOTHER FUCKING CRACK OF DAMN, THE ROOSTERS HAVEN'T EVEN WOKEN UP!" She shouted, attacking her brother.

We all just stand there laughing at Robert.

Yeah, we're bad people, I know..

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"Your a mean person." I said, poking Amelia for the millionth time.

"I am not mea- ZACH PUT MY DOG DOWN OR YOU WILL WAKE UP IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER TOMORROW!" She snapped.

Zach basically dropped Amelia's dog, Bean, back onto the floor.

Amelia turned back to me and smiled. "I'm not mean."

"Yeah you are." I retorted.

"Say what you want." She chuckled, getting up from the sofa, and shrugging. "But I know.. I'm a cupcake!"

"YOU THREATENED ME A MINUTE AGO HOW IS THAT CUPCAKE-ISH?!" Zach shouted.

"Shut up, you. You force it upon yourself." Amelia answered sharply.

"Yeah right." Zach rolled his eyes.

"LOHANTHONY'S NEW VIDEO IS OUT!" Robert yelled, sailing downstairs.

"What's a Lohanthony?" I inquired.

Everyone turned to stare at me as if I had said 'Adele can't sing.'

Zach threw a pillow at my head, Robert asked exactly how irrelevant to the world I am, whilst Amelia just laughed hysterically.

"What did I do?"

"You don't know who Lohanthony is. Erm... that makes you stupid basically." Amelia answered, glancing at her Givenchy wrist watch.

"I'm not! And his real name is 'Lohanthony'? That's not a name is it..?"

Everyone basically ignores me as Robert goes on youtube.

"No ones going to answer my questio-"

The door bell sounded.

"Go get it, Austin." Rob instructed, not even bothering to look up.

I sighed, trudged over to the front door, then tugged it open.

"Um, hey." Some random guy waved.

Who are you? Why are you here? O, I like your shoes. Wonder how much they're for...