Osomatsu-San x Reader Oneshots

PickUp Lines

//Todomatsu x Reader//

"Hey (Y/N).~ Are your parents bakers?~ Because they made you a cutie pie!~" Todomatsu said, smiling at you.

A small pink hue tinted your cheeks, and you gave him a small smile. "Heh...Are you using pickup lines on me?" You said will running the back of your head nervously.

"You're so cute, its distracting.~"
He said and winked at you.
"Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.~"
"Im afraid of the dark... Can I sleep with you?~"

Outside you were just a blushing mess, but inside you were scREAMING.

'aHHH I CANT HANDLE THIS HES USING P I C K U P L I N E S'

"Haha.. These are very sweet Totty!" You said giggling.

"I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I would tell you.~"

"Awww...How sweet."

Suddenly, Todomatsu gave the biggest devil like grin you've ever seen.

"Heh...Hey (Y/N).~ I'm no weatherman, but you'll be expecting more then a few inches tonight.~" He whispered in your ear.

You gave him a puzzled look, you did not understa-
oH W AI T OHHH H.

You jumped up, as red tinted your face. "wOAHHOHO WHAT THE EVER LIV ING H ELL."

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? 'Cuz you have a pretty sweet ass!~"

You dug your face into your hands, as Todo came over wrapped his arms around your waist.

"F-fuck...y-you...." You mumbled as he kissed your forehead. "Hah. Love you too.~"

Later..

"God damnit! He used pickup lines, and it worked?!" Osomatsu said, staring you and Todomatsu.

"Well, what do expect from Totty?.." Ichi mumbled.

"Heh...I'm just happy for pur younger brother..." Karamatsu said, pulling off his 'cool act'.

"Shut the hell up, Painful." Choromatsu said, looking at his older brother.

"Well at least he found someone!" Jyushimatsu said bouncing around.

"Well, I was gonna ask (Y/N) out!" Osomatsu angrily snapped.

"What?! No I was!"

"No! I was!

The brothers continued to fight over who was going to ask you out, while Todomatsu took you around, buying you things and everything he would normally do.

//The End.~//