This is a story of a grunt among gods. A man among myths. Just a guy with a gun with guys who brake reality. Sounds like fun, yeah? Nope. Not at all. It blows chunks, actually. There's a guy who acts like a three year old constantly having a temper tantrum that can just poof things in or out of existence and make or brake rules as he pleases, his boyfriend, a shapeshifting dragon princess, an elemental master, and a relatively nice girl who had magic. And the guy we follow.. He has a pistol, a rifle.. And a sword that can talk. Well, he gets the last one eventually.
It all started on a simple walk. Through a forest... And then he got shot in the head. Next thing he knows, he's alive... somehow. A girl with blue hair staring down at him, with.. A smile?! Uh.. He just got shot and this broad was acting like that meant nothing! At all! Like it was perfectly normal for people to get shot in the head and just get... poofed back to life!! What the actual hell!! Wait.. That's what he asked her. And she responded with a lighthearted "whoops!! Sorry about that!" To which he could only respond "it's....okay? I think?" As she held out her hand to help him up, which he took, only to be nearly thrown into a nearby tree, at the feet of another girl.. And three guys. Well... this was.. Uh.. Interesting. One guy was holding the other's hand. So they were a couple.. But he could also tell from how they were sucking face. The last guy had a metric crapton of jewelry, and a giant bracelet. The new girl was the only one even paying attention to him. The others wrote him off as a mortal, a regular joe. This girl saw him and chuckled. And he smiled and waved with a small, awkward "hi" to which the new girl responded by chuckling again and walking away.. Who were these people!? Well, he would have asked that, if one of the guys that was sucking face with the other didn't turn him into a rabbit... yeah. A rabbit. This was the WEIRDEST DAY EVER!! Well, he lost consciousness at that point. His last thought being about lettuce.
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A Man Among Gods
Fantasyour main character is stuck with people (if you can even call them that) who can change reality just by snapping their fingers. and all he has is some guns and ammo. this ought to be fun.
