You say a pick up line

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Seto:
"Hey Seto this Han doesn't want to go solo if you know what I mean."
"Y/N I'm a grown man I'm not going trick or treating with you."
"Meanie."
*extra*
"You know Y/N even though you have your weird antics sometimes, I love you."
"....your coolness just went down like 1000 points."
"Seriously I just-"
"But I'm willing to be with the uncoolest man. This is as good as it gets."
"...I'm the CEO of one of the largest companies in the world."

Yami:
"Hey Yami who needs astronomy when my world revolves around you?"
"Y/N I'm not doing your science homework."
"But I DONT NEED ASTRONOMY IN MY LIFE."
"For every question you get right I'll kiss you."

Looks like you need astronomy
*extra*
"Y/N you didn't get any right."
"What?!"
"For question #8 'What is the center of the universe?' You wrote me."
"Cause youre the center of my universe." Wink wink
...
"Okay I'll give you that one"

Yugi:
"Hey Yugi are you Campbell soup cause your looking mm mmm good."
"Y-Y/N w-what?"
"Aww your cute when your flustered."

Duke:
"Hey Duke are you-"
...
"Duke your suppose to kiss me AFTER I say the pick up line."
"Who needs a pick up line when your voice attracts me so easily?"

Joey:
"Hey Joey you're the foot to my shoe."
"Did you just call me a foot?"

Bakura:
"Kiss me if I'm wrong but Dinosaurs exist right?'
"How about instead of bloody kissing you I'll get you a brain? Or maybe the reason scientists want to study your brain is because it's hardly used?"
"Rude."

Marik:
"Marik I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me."
"No I'm busy."
"....well then that didn't go as I planned."

Yami Marik:
"Are you an alien Marik cause you abducted my heart!"
"...I'm the ruler of the world."
"Goddammit Marik go along with it."
"Fine. Greetings mortal I come from planet-"
"NEVERMIND."

Jaden:
Jaden sneezes.
"I would bless you but it seems like God already blessed you." You say winking.
"Aww yeah I'm absolutely flawless!"

Jesse:
"Jesse your so beautiful that you make the sun shine."
"Oh I'm sorry Y/N I'm wearing a mirror today."
...
"Awww Jesse."

Zane:
"Hey Zane did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Did you just call me Satan?"

Chazz:
"Chazz I appreciate my breath so please stop taking my breath away every time you walk by."
"Y/N the sun doesn't want to be outshines but you outshine it everyday."
"Are you a beaver cause DAAAAAAAM."
"...no Y/N."

Yusei:
"Hey Yusei? You know what you should be for Halloween? Mine."
"I already am yours Y/N."
"I know~"

Kite:
"Hey Kite?"
"Yes?"
"I like your face holes."
"...thanks?"
"Your welcome. They're very hollow. Very nice."

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