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OKAY NOW HERE ARE SOME PICK UP LINES!!

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

You can have the portkey to my heart.ou must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 24, 2013 ⏰

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