Introduction

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(Just because 😜)

Hey beautiful people and welcome to my story! First thank you to the population of people who decided that they want to read my story! Everyone calls me Rainier. If you didn't know, that's my middle name. I hope y'all comment, but don't be a butt. I enjoy writing these stories, so please just don't spend wasted time putting others down for things they work really hard on because bro, it's just not cool, like at all.

Haha I said hard on.

And other than that just have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. Be prepared for the confused teen hormones, and spelling mistakes, lots of 'em. You can correct me in the comments and such.

You guys can read this part or not, It's not very important, but please read the rules at the bottom. Don't worry they're not like you have to do this rules, it's just some stuff you should know.

And I forgot to say this earlier because I'm usually a nice and fluffy bunny boo but if you use my story and say its yours or do any of that other plagiarizing shiz, I will release all hell on your fine booty.

I might not be good at writing, and I may not be one of the bigshots, but I put so much time and effort into this, as do other authors, so taking this and saying that it is yours is like taking away a part of me. I don't think you want to have my actual heart in your hands do you? yup shudder away at the squishy thing that is my cardiovascular system. *sigh* I really was trying to be serious. Okay serious face... Now 😐

I want any of you to please notify me if you see this story somewhere other than here so I can take care of it. I think. I mean like how do you do that?

* hear knocking on your door and you open it*

me: hey I saw that you have my book posted somewhere as yours take it down now

Person: how do you even know where I li-

me: how I acquired this information is nun ya biz but like srsly take down the book

Person: and if I don't

me: Well then you will die. By spontaneous combustion or be-heading if we want to go back to the olden days. Then again I could contact the police on your untruthful ass. ( I actually went and searched up the actions to take when work is plagiarized. thx internet)

Person: yup that sounds about right let me just go do that

me: mhmm have a good day *walks away while pulling my shades down*

Yup that sounds about right.
So I think I should lay down some rules before we start.

There are 5 main rules that you need to know
Rule 1: copy my shit, and you will die as previously stated or I will call the poleeeeeeeece and then sue you, and then you will become bankrupt, and then you die, by spontaneous combustion.

Rule 2: don't post hateful comments just to be mean. It's not cool 😕 and if you do... Well just search up drop bears. I swear you will never see koalas the same again. 🐨

Rule 3: notice how all of the numbers and the colons look like different faces with weird mouths

Rule 4: have fun reading this story

Rule 5: well IMMA BOUT TO THEOW SOME LIFE ADVIVE IN YO FACE! Okay so umm... If a stranger gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are incredibly expensive.

Alright that's it. BYEEEEEE!!

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