omegle + clemmings

;7

stranger: yeah, well

stranger: you must have been tried new things, right?

you: one, or two maybe

you: i lap danced once

stranger: oh wow

stranger: i would imagine that but i don't know the way you look

stranger: and your body

stranger: or your eye color

you: they are green

stranger: nice, mine are blue

stranger: this is not fucking sexual

you: i know, right?!

you: you know what, i think i am not good at this shit

stranger: are you good at lap dancing?

you: i don't know..?

stranger: can you give me a lap dance when we will meet?

stranger: i can give you a blowjob if you want?

you: deal

*15 minutes later*

you: hey, hear this joke

you: what is the difference between peanut butter and jam?

stranger: um... Peanut butter made from peanuts and jam did not?

you: wrong

stranger: what then?

you: you can't peanut butter your dick in my ass :)

stranger: EWWW THAT WAS NASTY

stranger: i like it

you: ehehe

stranger: babe, i gotta go, i have to practice for our gig

you: what did you just call me?

stranger: oh, im sorry :/

you: oookay

you: and you have a band?

stranger: ..kinda?

you: what's it's name?

stranger: umm

stranger: it doesn't have a name yet actually

you: but you have gigs

stranger: yeah, we have, why you asked

you: just curious

stranger: i liked you Michael

stranger: and i want to see you

stranger: at the concert of 5sos

you: im broke as fuck

you: and i can't take my ass to there i am lazy as fuck

stranger: ill talk to you soon about this

stranger: kik me: feelliketrashx

you: LAMEEEEEEEE

stranger: fuck you

you: k

you have disconnected.