bean boy: how did i get here?
lewk: um, i don't know.
lewk: who are you anyway?
bean boy: the guy you fucked and then left with 5 fucking children
bean boy: and yeah, i adopted two more
bean boy: i maybe gave birth to them who knows, you don't even care
lewk: uhm sorry but that wasn't me
bean boy: THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
lewk: piece of shit?
lewk: well, guess what?
lewk: game on, bitch
lewk: i dumped you because you were cheating on me with that
lewk: with that eva slut
lewk: while i was working my ass of, you were fucking her behind my back
lewk: and, literally, behind my back
lewk: WHO IS THE PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW, HA, MICHAEL?
bean boy: crap, you got me
lewk: hi, bean boy
bean boy: hi, lewk
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omegle + clemmings
Fanficstranger: you suck bro you: what? your dick? ; in which michael is a fanboy and randomly, he meets luke hemmings on omegle or ; another cliché © hoodwincliffings
