omegle + clemmings

;5

you: luke

stranger: what?

you: say someting bastard

stranger: someting bastard

you: *cuts his wrists*

stranger: *comes and saves him and becomes a hero*

you: *kisses him*

stranger: *kisses him back*

you: *gets naked*

stranger: *fucks him*

stranger: better?

you: better.

stranger: mike i have a question

you: go ahead

stranger: are you really gay?

you: i was when i last checked, yeah

you: why

stranger: how did you find it out?

you: hmmmmmmmm

you: here comes the story lol

you: it was a windy, cold day

stranger: oh shut up and just tell normally

you: okay

you: well i was at a party and i was a little bit drunk. there was a guy with the darkest hair ive ever seen and dressed all black and fuck yeah he was so hot like 'yo, ya son calls me daddy too'

stranger: im rolling my eyes rn

you: stfu im trying to tell something

you: and then he drag me upstrairs but it wasn't ending there

you: he gave me a handjob and said that he could drive me home so i accepted and we ended up fucking in his car at the backyard of my house

you: the end

stranger: well, do i have to do all of this to see if im gay?

you: OMG MY SWEET LITTLE POTATO YOU THINK YOU'RE GAY?

stranger: maybe

you: AWWWW

you: irdk have you kissed a guy before

stranger: yeah, i have

you: did you like it

stranger: uhm, i don't think so because it happened by accident

stranger: but i found it normal

stranger: like kissing a girl

you: dude

you: i have news

stranger: what

you: CONGRATS, YOU ARE %99 BISEXUAL

stranger: k