Katelynn
kate baby: Are you asian?
cal hod the sex god: no!! im not asian. y do people think that?
kate baby: Because you look asian.
cal hod the sex god: well im not. im kiwi
kate baby: Yum! You must taste delicious.
cal hod the sex god: i do (;
cal hod the sex god: but not that kiwi
kate baby: God damnit.
cal hod the sex god: u wanted me to be a fruit?
kate baby: No......
cal hod the sex god: ;-;
kate baby: You're gay.
cal hod the sex god: no im strate as a cucumber
kate baby: A cucumber?
cal hod the sex god: yep
kate baby: I thought you were a kiwi. Now you're a cucumber.. Hm...
cal hod the sex god: i fucking hate u
kate baby: Calum, what do you want for dinner?
cal hod the sex god: rice
kate baby: Typical Asian.
cal hod the sex god: OMG
kate baby: Sorry!
kate baby: Calum come back.
kate baby: C
kate baby: A
kate baby: L
kate baby: U
im NOT asian: what
kate baby: IM DEAD
kate baby: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
kate baby: MY DAD JUST WALKED IN AND ASKED IF I WAS ON CRACK OOPS
im NOT asian: hmmm
im NOT asian: i wasnt trying to be funny
kate baby: Yes, you were. -.-
