"Amy" I repeat her name to myself, making sure no one will hear me.
"TRUMPKIN!" I hear Shrek shout from another room. "YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T WATCH ANY MORE VIDEOS ON DonaldTrumpPorn.com WITHOUT ME!"
"Excuse me for a minute" Amy says to me as she stands up and walks towards the sound of Shrek's holler.
"Are we going to have a problem here, boys?" Amy asks the pair who are currently fighting over the TV remote.
"Not when you're here, babe" Donald Trump says with a wink.
Slap! Amy's hand strikes Trumble Bumble Bee's face.
"Pedifile." I here Amy mumlble as she exits the room, a notebook and a pen in her hand.
"Now that the boys are busy, I can show you this." She says she word busy with disgust as she opens the notebook and holds it out to me.
Roses are red
Shrek's ass is too
I really have
A big crush on you
Please do me the favor,
There's no time to spare
If you say no,
I'll rip out your hair.
I look up at Amy with a look of worry and curiosity on my face.
"Will you escape with me? Then we can get married and live in a gumdrop castle and microwave butterflies in our spare time!"
"Please don't rip out my hair!" I nearly scream
"Hush!" Amy says as she slams her palm against my mouth, preventing any further noise to escape.
"Fine. Let's do this." I say with my lisp.
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The Illigal Tacos (A Donald Trump x Shrek fic)
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