Amy's POV
I drag Lida's lifeless body away from the scene. I'm headed straight for the castle. (hehe)
I pull her down into the secret basement when I hear a shriek in horror/excitement.
"iTs tHeMMmMm!" Someone shouts from the corner of a weird shrine I found and dragged Lida into.
Around the room I see graphic pictures of Shrump (trump x shrek) and NeDawg (Lida x Amy). Some display hand holding, some display kissing. But there is one particular picture that I have my eye on. Its the picture of the day where Lida and I used my new Obama Dildo for the first time. The memories sting my imagination. I already miss her.
"oH nO dong dong the wicked witch is dead. Let's revive her or naw."\
One of them came over to Lida and placed their hand on her head and started chanting.
"Praise Jesus Yaoi. Praise SebaCiel. Praise gay ships. Praise Jesus Yaoi. Amen."
And suddenly Lida gasped and sat up.
"I'll love you forever." I say to Lida as a staticky TV show turns on. I glance over to see the two girls watching Jesus Yaoi in their shrine. It almost appears as they are praising it.
"Guys, that's disrespectful to my RELIGION!" i say
"Yeah, stop it you perverts." Lida the annoying one says.
A/N
wOw
that was weird
should I make a sequel?
69 votes and i will make a sequel
so if u like it vote for every fucking chapter
thnx shrumperz
jesus yaoi blessed this
should there be an "ask the charachters" chapter?
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