Hermione

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by OnlyDoritos

by OnlyDoritos

Remember in Deathly Hallows when Ron returned after running off on Harry and Hermione? And Hermione got pissed?

Ron: Hey

Hermione: You're a complete arse, Ronald Weasley. You show up after weeks and you say "Hey"?

Ron: o:

Hermione: Where is my wand, Harry? Where is my wand?

Harry: *backs up*

Hermione: Harry Potter you give me my wand!

I love how he ran the fuck away from her. The boy who lived ladies and gentlemen

You realize, of course, that Hermione fucking Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was 11 and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was 14. Studied dark and forbidden magics for kicks and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Jupiter to get away from her.